Part 5

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JK: *walks in and winks* hey girls

M&Mansi: oh fuck what have we done JIN

J: yesh?

M&Mansi: something is wrong with the fetus, he *shudders* winked at us

J: *freezes* we need the swat team in NOW

JK: *licks lips and bites them* how about I become Jungcock tonight

M&Mansi: RUN *Starts running out*

DASI RUN RUN RUN NAN MEOMCHUL SUGA EOBSEO

JK: WOOZI, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Y&Mansi: HALP, RAPEEEEEEEEEU

Suga: oh fuck sakes what did Jungkook and Woozi did now, I swear we did this fucking thing yesterday

M&Mansi: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, JUNGKOOK AND WOOZI ARE INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS

Suga: *freezes* MOVE MOVE, ABORT MISSION I REPEAT OPEN FIRE INFIRESSSSSSS

*swat team come in*

JK&W: well shit.......

M&Mansi: SWAT TEAM HALP US

ST: Yes ma'am

M&Mansi: *whispers to each other

Mansi: *takes out phone* *calls police* *whispers* Hello, perverted boyss are surrounding us. arrest pls.

JK: Where do you think you're going?

W: Aren't we gonna do it tonight?

M&Mansi: NO! guess why? THE SWAT TEAMS HERE! MWAHAHAHA

JK: Easy. *does a right uppercut and flying back kich with a spinning punch to the face on the swat team* We've been working out.

M&Mansi: *looks to each other* *nods* *smirks* So you sure about this?

JK&W: *stutters* o-of c-co-cour-course

M&Mansi: If you do, then we'll tell all the ARMYs out there, and soon who knows what'll happen when they see what you've become.

*police enter*

M&Mansi: Police yass! Arrest these men!

Police: *arrests men*

M&Mansi: *hi5s* stalling became my new fav thing!

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News: BTS has been arrested for attempting to r*** 2 innocent young girls. We have gotten proof through the security cameras they will be jailed for at least 6 months. Therefore, their World Tour will be cancelled

ARMYs: What. The. Fuck. Imma be killing bitches today.

ARMYs: Nooooooooo. Waaahh

ARMYs: I wonder what Jungkook would think about this. Poor baby, who still doesn't know anything *sniff*

M&Mansi: Pfft, ahh right he doesnt know anything.

6 months later

JK&W: we are back ladies and more mature than ever

M&Mansi: oh shit, are you boys ready then

JK&W: ummmm, pfft yea u-uh if course so ready

M&Y: okay meet us tonight at 5:00pm

JK&W: *look scared*

-5:00pm-

M&Mansi: so you have the iced water ready Vernon

V:yesh I do

M&Mansi: this gonna be great

V: hey so I wouldn't mind a bit of time with you guys in Be-

M: shut the fuck up Vernon before I give you a beating

Mansi: and there she goes again

JK&W: *walk in hesitantly* umm we are h-here

M: hey boys *winks*

Mansi: NOW!!!!

*throws bucket of ice water at them*

M: Oh wow boys, you really have matured haven't you. I can see your abs

Mansi: lol we actually can.

JK&W: You guys are gonna pay *starts chasing*

M&Mansi: *runs*

M&Y&JK&W: *unofficially plays together*

Cliche Happily Ever After Ending

Fin......

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