HELLOOOOO
I'm sorry I'm being too enthusiastic right now... uhmmmm anyways I'm not gonna be doing the characters' typing qui-
Reader-chan: WHY AUTHOR-CHAN?!??!?!?! *Le flips random table*
HUSSSSHHHHHHH READER-CHAN *paps (y/n)* it's okay it's okay ... let's uhmmmm just... CRONUS!!
Cronus: Yeah, lil doll? (I don't like Cronus, reader-chan. He's like a big bro to me so that means ur mah big sis *eyebrow wiggles* hUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUE)...ahem anyways Cronus lemme just ... *pushes u and Cronus in the corner of the wall* HAVE FUN YOU TWO FAB LOVE BIRDS!!!
....oh wait it auto corrected to fab I meant fat hUEHUEHUEUEEEE *leaves room leaving you and Cronus alone*
Cronus: well.. it looks like you're the girl lil sis has been talkin' about... you're hot
*looks at your clivage* ...oh god...*looks at your hips* ..oh my..*nosebleeds*
Reader-chan: CRONUS UR NOSE IS BLEEDING *Le throws tissue at Cronus' face*
Cronus: Shit! ...nice boobs by the way
Reader-chan: ..S-STOP CHECKING ME OUT U PERVERT *because of ur amazing reflexes that Rubi-san(author) gave you, you "accidentally" kicked Cronus where the sun never shines
Cronus: *holds crotch*(it feels so weird typing the word "crotch") ..w-why'd yah do that? *sheds a tear* ehhhh...
Reader-chan:..oh uhmmm.. I AM SOOOOO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT IT'S JUST THAT YOU KEPT ON LOOKING AT ME LI-
*Cronus just smashed his fishy lips with yours*
Cronus: Whatever.. let's just keep making out
Reader-chan: hmmmmmMMMmMmMmM.... okay!
*that sound that dogs make when they liccccccccccc ',:)*
Cronus: oH MY GOG IM PREGNANT
Reader-chan: LET'S NAME IT DORRITO
(sorry reader-chan Rubi-san is just hungry)
Cronus: oKAY
AND THEN YOU AND CRONUS LIVED HAPPILY EVER AND HAD 1083783863893763937749298290283 MORE CHILDREN!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Uhmmm... hope u enjoyed this "A/N" ...I know this literally just turned into story but eh BYEEEE
Rubi-san out~~~
YOU ARE READING
•●Cronus x reader●• {{ONE SHOTS}}
FanfictionAIGHT U PERVERTS... ESPECIALLY MY COUSIN.. just a reminder that I do not own Homestuck or any of the characters that'll be mentioned in some stories, and that enjoy your stay at *does French accent* Cronus Le butt. THANKS
