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So this will contain a lot of swearing, drug use and sexual content. 

Just beware if you are not yet a fully grown potato and you are still a baby potato.

Yes. I did just call you a potato. But your gonna have to deal with it because I am the author and what I says goes.

 I'm a sparkly potato. 

What kind of potato are  you?

What kind of potato are  you?

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Ok enough of my weirdness, get on with your reading




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