Keegan and Brady have guns and shot me in the heart but I didn't know that so I died but then I was reincarnated and some random girl just like kissed my face and then I snorted some cocain and I love buttholes like why does Hannah love me so much. I called the police but the didn't have any proof that I died and then like there are these hysteric people coming in and they're all just like "do you want to taste my tongue" and I'm like yeah sure and they kissed me IN the cheek and Alex just shows up randomly. I love banga banga by Austin Mahone because it makes me feel like I'm high even though I wrote this when I smoked a bad of weed. Thanks for reading this story it is 100% true and you I love Hannah #shoutout #tomyhomegurl
