Shia LaBeouf buys a Cat

Shia Labeouf Finds a Human

Shia Labeouf and Vincent were best friends. They did everything together. Everyday Vincent helped Shia find a spectacular outfit and Shia helped Vincent eat spaghetti bolognese. It was enjoyable for both of them.

But Shia was lonely, because of his recent break-up he felt he needed a partner. 

He changed his mind after a heartfelt conversation with Vincent. Vincent convinced him that he needed no friends other than him. But the truth was, Vincent didn't think Shia could make friends.

After Shia's devastating audition, he wasn't really looking to go back into musical theatre. He still practiced his flamboyance and grace on a daily basis but his heart was wounded and he couldn't sing with as much vigour as he'd hoped. Of course, his life was better with Vincent but he still wanted a human.

Shia Labeouf wasn't dejected anymore, that was good.

He probably wouldn't have been as happy if it hadn't been for the help of Fergie and Rob Cantor, their music inspired him

"fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy, they always claim they know me coming to me call me Stacey" he mumbled the song as he walked to Coles.

He tried to knock on the door at Coles but it opened before he could.

Now he was sad.

He bought milk, bread, and spaghetti. 

In his state of melancholy he was barely aware of his surroundings.

He was sad. 

Very sad.

So sad that he accidentally walked into Masters instead of Bunnings.

That made him more sad.

He felt as if life couldn't be good.

Then he remembered his friend Vincent.

This made him happy, very happy.

Extravagantly happy.

So happy that he began to sprint home. He ran. He was nearly there when he saw a scary cloud and tripped. He lay on the ground for 19 minutes until he heard a voice. It was warm and macho at the same time, everything he aspired to be. "yo, Chuck Norris never gets scared of clouds"

It was Chuck Norris, standing triumphantly. He seemed to be unaffected by the cloud.

"but it is shaped like a sheep" said Shia.

"are you scared of sheep" asked Chuck 

"Nein.", "oops accidental german" replied Shia.

They laughed together and walked home happily.

Vincent was surprised that Shia had made a friend. Vincent the hairless cat was happy. He admired Chuck greatly.

So Vincent, Shia, and Chuck sat down and ate spaghetti for hours. Shia had found a human.