One day while the batter was purifying some hoes, zacharie waltzed
into his shop and stocked his shelves with some bad dragon brand
dildos. he knew the batter would walk his thick ass back into his shop,
so he decided he'd put the dildos in to see his reaction,after the batter
was done shoving his bat up a poor elsen's ass, he waltzed right into
zacharie's shop, just as planned. the batter was looking around his shop
in search for good shit, when a dildo became more than meets the eye.
he took the biggest one he could find and brought it to zacharie's counter.
"hey zacharie, what is this?"
"its a "baseball bat" ya nasty ho"
"oh, how much is it?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZzoFZsiDvQ
"One smash, Batter-kun, make me number one"
Zacharie proceeded to pounce onto the batter and sat on him. the batter
screeched,
"ZACHARIE WHAT THE FUCK?"
zacharie proceeded to take off his own shirt.
"ZACHARIE STOP THIS KINKY SHIT AT ONCE OR I WILL SHOVE GAS MONTEY
UP YOUR ASS! REMEMBER THIS IS THE WAY DEDAN GOT HERPES!!!"
"i dont care, batter-kun."
zacharie proceeded to take out some condoms and made it rain. Amongst
the rain, there was a light, and when the condoms stopped falling from the
sky, the judge began dancing to future with an 80s sweatband with matching
anklets, a gold sequined leotard, and sparklers implanted into his ass while
an extravagant light show emitted from under pablo's paws. Zacharie and
the batter then convinced themselves that it was time for them to leave,
for they had seen everything. the batter then asked again,
"so how much for that baseball bat?"
"its free now, just take it. After what happened just now, just take it."
"ok thanks"
The batter proceeded to leave and start purifying some impure cunts.
With a dildo.
the end.
