Oswald: WHY DO U ALWAYS STEAL STUFF!!!
Mickey: WHAT?! ok fiRST of all, Pluto stole ur kid's toy, NOT ME! Second of all, WHAT DO U MEAN ALWAYS?
Oswald: U STOLE MY FAME!!!
Mickey: for the last time, IT WASNT MY FAULT!!!
Oswald: AGGHHH *jumps onto him and starts hitting and kicking him*
Mickey: *punches and kicks*
Ortensia: *walks in the door* Oswald, I- *GASP*
Mickey and Oswald: *freeze about to punch each other* *quickly stand away from each other and smile nervously*
Oswald: Ortensia!!! *goes to her with his arms open and smiling nervously* *puts arms on her shoulders* Hows my beautiful wife!! *about to kiss her*
Ortensia: *slaps him* OSWALD I THOUGHT U WERE BEING NICE TO MICKEY NOW!!
Oswald: *rubs face where she slapped him* I WAS! UNTIL HE STARTED BEING A MEANY!! *glares at him*
Mickey: ALL MY DOG DID WAS STEAL YOUR KID'S TOY! AND I EVEN GAVE IT BACK!!
Oswald: Y-YEA BUT.... *sigh* *crosses arms and looks away grumpy*
Ortensia: wait.... hE DID WHAT?!
Mickey: *confused and a little startled*
Oswald: *looks at Ortensia surprised* *looks at Mickey with an evil grin*
Mickey: u-uh... please... m-my dog didn't mean to-
Ortensia: rrAAAAAHHHHHHH *runs after him angry*
Mickey: AHHH *runs away screaming*
Oswald: *watches with the same expression* nehehehe
