Q• Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
A• Because if they did, they'd be bagels! (Bay gulls- bagels, get it!?)
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Knock knock
/who's there
Who
/Who who
Haha you're an owl! Faiilll
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When the grizzly saw an animal to eat, he could bearly contain his excitement.
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If I could be an animal, if be a bird so I could fly around shitting on people's heads.
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Q• What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
A• One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
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Did you know that the owls had a party?
I hear it was a hoot!
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Fun fact! the black widow female eats her mate after laying their eggs.
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Q• Which sea creature is most famous?
A• The sea star
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What did the bear say?
These jokes are unbearable.
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Book of Jokes
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