Only Slightly Normal

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I wouldn't call myself normal, by any means. But when you think about it, i'm not too strange. I mean, living in Portland Oregon, I guess you could say it's strange to be normal, if that makes any sense? Lemme explain. Here in Portland, you have a few different types of people that form our population. First, the large homosexual community, like 75% large. Then, the 20% who are straight be respect and quite enjoy the queer community (I would rest here), the 3% who have no idea what the hell they think, and last and certainly least, the 2% homophobes (whom i highly despise). I am 13 and already have my opinions of the town, state, and nation i live in. I guess you could say im slightly more mature than most girls my age seeing as how i dont spend every waking moment thinking about Dolce abd Gabana or Chanel. Goodwill is fine for me. My name is Alexandra, but ya'll can call me Lexie. I'm 5'4, with bright blue eyes and bright red hair, a firetruck kinda color, and since my moms a chill lesbian hair dresser, it's not too hard to keep it that way. I go to an all arts middle school with dance, drama (both girl drama and theatre...i prefer the latter one though), music, and visual arts. Yeah, we got everything. 2/3 population is gals, 1/3 is guys. Annoying, short, loud, and obnoxious boys. The boys are so lucky because, in reality, you got two girls for every one guy, so mess up once and your fine. I am an actress and a trumpet player. First female trumpet player to hit DaVinci since, well, ever. Ii am fairly popular, get all A's and B's, and yes, i have an amazing boyfriend. So i guess you could say i got it pretty good and pretty normal. I only get strange, when you hit home.

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Hey guys!! Thanks so much for reading!! This is a true story of my life, no changed names, just my life. I make dumb decisions so go ahead and call me out haha. Stay tuned!!

Wierd class quote number 1:

I'm trying to start a new fad so instead of saying whats up, im saying whats down.

Me: Yo Isaac! Whats downn?!

Isaac: (looks down) Uhh the floor, soil, dirt, lava, magma, earths cr-

Max: (cutting off Isaac looking accomplished) CHINA!!

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 24, 2012 ⏰

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