Never ever try to follow the phone line if it's broken.
Don't answer the door at 3 am without seeing who it is, no it is not the pizza man ordering three pizzas.
Never run towards the noise
Run to the police station, not the woods
Try to call someone on the mobile
Run to the neighbours, alerting them
Get a gun and shoot the monster, if that doesn't work then bash it with an inanimate object.
Never turn your back on it unless you're running away.
Don't stop in he middle of the road and turn around slowly, you're giving it too much time to run away.
Never linger or dawdle.
Don't eat strange substances
Avoid humans that you're unsure of
Dart around the place to make sure you lose the creature
Don't make a fire and sit around this.
Don't backtrack unless absolutely necessary.
If it grabs you, do all you can to get free. Don't go limp or you're dead.
Run. Just run.
If you want you can kill yourself before it catches you.
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Things you never do in a horror movie
Short StoryHello, I am extremely sick of people in horror movies who are always dying and screaming, always flying feet in the air when they get shot. Well, now is my book to help you recognise if you are trapped in a horror movie, and some helpful hints.
