So Detective Sapphire was called to a gang fight that took place last Friday night over on Sunset Blvd? There are no gangs on Sunset Blvd. That is where the Elite lives. Promoters and Set Designers and a lot of already deceased Actors and Actresses once lived in $10-$20 million dollar Mansions. So who called in the phony gang homicide?
Detective Sapphire checked her CB scanner and Police dispatch to see if anybody else was on their way to a street brawl encounter as of late. She radio into her precinct and nobody else had gotten a call to go over a homicide. Was she being set up or something?
Not on her worst day would she be not on the look out for haters.
They did not think this young girl born and raised in a small time country town later moved to a big city. Learn the ropes and returned to her little hick town ready for battle.
Not on her worst day
She covered when Don Cornelius died and she covered when Nippy died and Rodney King and Heavy D and Amy Winehouse and Paul Walker and host of overdoses, suicides and even involving The Illuminati
She was not about to spend her day chasing some damn hoodlums and wannabe gangsters. Live by the sword die by the sword
Guess she going have to go back to the morgue and hang out. At the fuckin morgue?
She wanted to keep wrriting in her novels. She workin on two at one time. Her own autobiography and the other about a fictional Detective who cracks the case about Michael Jackson.
So far, she knows some things that only the family knows. She is not giving up her sources.
She might have to go back over on 100 Carolwood Drive just before she closes the case. Or that case might be open forever. Some are...
So much for her trying to write a hood novel. She dont even want to go the morgue and view a dead gangster girl who got her face smashed in with a set of bar bells at Friday Night Fights.
Detective Sapphire thought, hey maybe she could put that in her novel. It sounds like a lot of drama and action. She need some more drama and action in her scene. She got some good hood names going right now.
Next, she thought about her the two rivals taken hostage and they become frienemies until they escape then they go right back to being bullies.
Oh yeah that will sure help writing a story about how your friend was bullied and you out bullying other writers. Oh that is so smart of whoever does some retarded shit like that.
Detective Sapphire "It's a Bird It's A Plane no it's just that bxxtch"
She has arrived at the morgue and she is requesting to see whoever body has not been claimed in a week after getting smacked down at a smackdown. Damn so what else went wrong?
Detective Sapphire "Where is the indigent bodies sir. I'm here to check out the dearly departed and take photos of their wounds sir"
"Right this way ma'mam" the orderly led her down a long hallway to where bodies are put on ice
He left her along in the cold icebox all by herself. DAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUNNNNNNMMMMMMM
Talking about Free style anit nobody talkin slick in here they not even walkin my nig
She saw seven bodies under white sheets. They had their toes tagged. Both Big Toes?
They serious about ID'ing thvgs for real
She pulled the covers back off all seven rottin ass bodies. "uhmmm what a smell"
She looked at their Toe Tags "girl" "boy" "girl" "boy" "girl" "boy" "girl" all around 16 to 21 years of age
"Somebody wiped out a whole crew? Yall was surely messin with the wrong click. Must've been out yo fuckin territory no doubt"
The coroner came in
"What territory these crazy muthas from?" she asked
"Have some respect for the dead please" he looked pissed on rather then pissed off
motto: It's better to be pissed off than pissed on