Our Ranch.

Episode One- Back Where I Come From

It was late when you and your dad got back from a full day of taking care of the ranch. Taking your boots off outside, you walked in with your dad and stopped at the door when you saw your brother Colt stand up. He told the story of how he flashed some chick and you rolled your eyes, grabbing a glass and filling it with water as your dad brought up the last time you saw your brother. Which was six years ago, and you were about 16 years old at the time.

When you looked over, you saw Colt wearing Uggs. At the same time as your dad, you both said, "What the fuck are on your feet?" He explained them to dad, and he said, "Well Tom Brady wears them." Your dad raised his bushy eyebrows and said, "Well Tom Brady gets away with a lot of shit." He ways saying how dad was making fun off, and you called out, "Well that is a stupid haircut." Shrugging, you walked next to your dad and tied up your thick curly hair, just like your moms.

When dad was giving him a hard time, Colt came back with, "Well how did mom feel about getting cheated on?" You stepped in the middle and pushed Colt back. "Fuck off, asshat. You have no idea what the fuck you're sayin'." He then went on about how he was a football player and you rolled your eyes and you walked next to Rooster in the kitchen. Dad then ripped into his ass about how he wrecked his own life.

Soon you all were at the bar and you smiled over at your mom. "It's been hell at home." She then hugged Colt and talked with him. "I'll have a lemonade mama." She got you one and you sat at the bar. "Colt brought up how the whole town thought dad cheated on you when he didn't. I may or may not have almost punched him, if it wasn't for Rooster." You shrugged and she patted your shoulder. "It's gonna be different with him here for a few days mama, maybe I'll crash at Abby's place." She laughed with you as you finished your drink and went home.

In the middle of the night one of the cows was about to give birth. You waited by with the wall and watched as Colt was trying to get the baby out. He then gave it CPR and set it on it's legs. You washed the baby a little and made sure it was suckling on it, and walked back inside. "Oh fuck Colt, try tomato juice and hydrogen peroxide." You walked back out to help dad with the baby and you finished cleaning him up.

The next day was the same. Full of farm work. Then when you got home, you took a shower and got to your second job. When you got back, Colt and dad were fighting about something. But then it started to rain, and you jumped out of the truck and jumped around with your siblings and dad, hugging them all tightly. Then you sat outside with all of your family and sipped some juice. Then your mom spoke up. "You know, if someone took a picture of us, they wouldn't know how fucked up we are." You all laughed and took a drink. But then lightning hit the barn and caught fire, causing everyone to run after it to help put it out. Your family could not catch a damn break.