[Crack Short] dear god what happened Cory

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Cory: *Is bouncing off the walls..... Literally*

The rest of the gang: *Is sitting on the couch watching this whole thing unwind while doing nothing about it*

Ashlie: so how's your day?

Cory: *Crashes next to her*

Cory: mYDAYWASGREAT

Nick: Ashlie why would you speak—

Cory: *Smacks him with a pillow*

Cory: I FOUND THIS DRINK CALLED RED BULL AND NOW I HAVE WIIIIIIINNNGGGGS—

Cory: *Jumps off Ashlie attempting to fly but only face plants on the floor*

Cory:

Jon: Cory are you alright bud?

Cory:

Cory: wHOO!

Cory: yOU KNOW I WOULD HAVE A GREAT MEME NAME

Cory: MOUNTAIN DEWSCAPEPRO

Cory: I'm gOING TO RUN A MARATHON YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA— *Runs through wall, leaving a Cory shaped hole while showing him running through the street and destroying cars as he runs through them*

Tommy: have we created a monster?

Everyone: *Takes a sip of water*

Everyone: yes.

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