The Accomplice continues....
After having the juicy sex with Juicy J Sapphire is back to work
She just called into the office by her boss for taking a day off to go f*uckkkin?
"You not getting paid for yesterday. You took a day off without calling in Miss Thang?'
"Sir I took a personal day"
"Well tell that Suga Daddy to pay you"
"Funny Sir"
"Damn Skippy"
"Do I get in on the hunt for Bin Ladin then?" she got smart
"He already caught. He at the bottom of the Arabian Sea"
"He better be" she said Sapphire was one of the Navy Seal that sealed his fate
Sarge "No but you still on the michaeljacksonsightings!" he looked cunning at her
Detective Zebra Sapphire "Lord" she tired of all this shit
But its her job to go chasing after the lying ass media too
"Go back over on 100 Carolwood Drive" he told her
"Look, that columnist went missing remember?" she reminded him
"They found her and she said she had sex with Mr. Hot Stuff"
"WHAT!" Detective Sapphire hadn't got the scoop on that one
"Was it the real him?" she asked shocked
"Who knows" he said not giving two fucks
Detective Sapphire "Damn just imagine he might be alive?"
"Go see bitch" Sarge was not in any mood for her bullshit today
"Fuck You Too" she said as she walked out
Who the fuck he talkin too. Damn she just took a pause for the cause and he mad cause he has been trying for days to smell her poononny and still anit got that fucked up chance
Detective Sapphire just laughed it off.
The only thing an old man can do for her is show her where a young man is
First, she has to chase away all her alter-egoes than go after hard core bad ass bxxtches and get them clownt then write in her diaries and all that good shit
She sick and tired of being sick and tired
Back over to 100 Carolwood Drive
She driving down Sunset Blvd. She see 100 Sunset Blvd that is not it looks like same Mansion though.
She makes a sharp turn left onto Monteith Road then onto Carolwood Drive.
The mailbox saids 100 Carolwood
Who sends a woman to go look for a legend all by her damn self?
An ass hole like Sarge. Why didn't that peckerwood come with her? Damn scaredy cat
How the fuck she gonna get inside these fuckin gates. They huge too damn!
She rangs the buzzer on the outside of the gates.
No answer?
Does anybody even live there any more?
Who she gonna interview The hired help?
Ok guess she has to climb the fuckin tall 8 foot wall. Yeah Right!
Probably got Zombies running all around too huh? Just like in Thriller!
She walked down three long blocks and spotted a small crack in the wall enough to get her fat plump ass through
Damn that hurt her squeezing her twatt up like that cause Juicy J worked her shit over good.
She must remind Suga Daddy he owes her exactly $1,000 a day's pay. She callin him right now on her cellphone
"Hey Juicy J? You owe me $1,000 I missed my pay for yesterday"
Juicy J "Better than you missing your period! I got yo mullah gurl I got yo back"
Good she gonna get hers
Now back to sneakin into the back of a Mansion behind the pool house
She onto the grounds oh lord she hope she dont get shot
Damn that pool looks good "Hell It's hotter than July Jam out here" she need a drink of water
In the house...
Where is your Accomplice when you need one?
Somewhere boning a bitch thats for sure
She goes up the back steps to the terrance over looking the huge pool. She sits down
All that damn walking. She checks to make sure she got her 9 with her and her two 38 specials around both ankles too
She strap like a mug. Takin out dykes trannies bitches hoodrats rappers and gangsters Shamone!
She a gangster sitting on the back porch of a Mansion that belongs to a legend. She gangster alright!
So did somebody call in that they seen the Legend taking a swim or something?
She called her Sarge
"I'm here what? Did somebody called in that they saw him come through the gates or what?"
"Bitch you gettin paid to spy" and he hung up
"Fuck you too" she said and took out her 9 and cocked it and broke the glass in the back door and went in
by the way the count is 777 (remember that shit) That fuckin Goddess of Imagination yeah that bitch!