What The Signs When They Stub Their Toe:
Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sons intensifies*
Leo: Screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra: Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their first* No I'm fine I swear it's not totally broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNT THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
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Zodiac Signs
RastgeleJust a book filled with fun facts and relatable scenarios of each sign. Comment which sign you are! Would be advised to read with black pages. [Most of them are brought from the internet.]
