One day in band we were just sitting there in the automobile ready to play that tasty music when suddenly mr nelson decides to give us a new piece. He started handing out the music but soon after placed them on out stands the notes started moving around the page! They started to spell something. Omg it was a word! Omg more words. We were all shocked when all our papers said "MR NELSON IS ONW THICC BIHH!" we slowly looked up in horror unable to utter a word. We looked up at the chuckling mr nelson and he, he, he, was sudddenly thicc as fuck!! Suddenly we were all chanting in unison "lemme see that trumpet toot!" Then All our brains exploded and then the janitor picked them up and a little guy ate them for dinner while watching the pirates of the Caribbean. He had to admit that Johnny Depo was kinda turning him on.
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