We bring you to a place near StarClan, the dark forest, home of the FairyClan cats, PokéClan cats, the PeachClan cats, and the MilkClan cats. I am Thunder, with my assistants, Skull, Crystal, and Tiger. we will bring you this story of awesomeness. (and tacos)
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Tigerstar: Whoomp! there it is!!!!! Whoomp! there it is!!!!!!
Mapleshade: who ate the tacos, cats of PeachClan?
Applestorm: I do not know, go ask your dad!
Mapleshade: DAH--DEE!!!!
DahDee: mew. mewlipops. fish. :')
Crystal: err.... okay?
Applestorm: it's raining apples! duck for cover!
Tigerstar: *meow mix song* meow meow meow meow
Mapleshade: meow meow meow meow
Tigerstar + Mapleshade: MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW!!
Applestorm: that was... *sniff* beautiful! :')
PeachClan cats: whooo!!*whistle* :')
Skull: moving on to FairyClan....
Thunder: eew!
Tiger: what?
Crystal: eew!
Skull: what?
Thunder + Crystal: *whimper* a-a-apples... b-barf...
Tigerstar: ooh! ooh! I'll wash it off!
Tiger: haven't you caused enough trouble?!
Tigerstar: no. :')
Skull: good grief!
Thunder: moving on...
Eightstar: welcome to FairyClan, y'all! we have popcorn! *eyes go crazy* *whispers* for us only, of course....
Rainbowpaw: I LIKE MIKE AND IKE!!! OM NOM OM NOM!
Om Nom: :') (Thinks: i'm famous!)
Harshfoot: get lost!
Eightstar: er, chop chop, let's get working!
Thunder: on...?
Eightstar: only the worlds largest dairy queen!
Crystal: yum! remind me to come here on a regular basis!!
Eightstar: how would you like to go to the mall?
Crystal + Thunder: shopping!!
Skull: :'(
Tiger: er... were on a tight schedule! maybe the girls can come another day!
Thunder: boo hoo. now let's head over to PokéClan.
Skull: uh.. okay?
Thunder + Crystal: Pokémon!!!!
Tiger: here we go again!
Darkstripe: Meowth!
Thunder: er, can I take that back?
Skull: let's go.
Darkstripe: Meowth! don't go!
Swiftear: yeah! we wanna steal all pokemon! mWAHAHA>:)
Crystal: er.. yeah. let's go.
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We now arrive at MilkClan. but where is everybody?
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Milkstar: time for the milk song!!!!!
MilkClan cats: milk milk milk all I say is miiiiiiilk!!!
MilkClan kits: Milkstones! Were the Milkstones! We say yabbadabbadoo to miiiiilk!
Milkstar: *riding on cow, swinging Crystal around* swing yo pardner round and round!!!!!!!!
Crystal: is this pitbull?
MilkClan: ITS GOING DOWN! IM YELLIN' TIMBERRR!!! YOU BETTER MOVE, YOU BETTER DANCE!
She-cats: LETS MAKE DA NIGHT YOU WONT REMEMBER!!!! ILL BE THE ONE YOU WONT FORGET!!
Milkstar: want some cheese?
Thunder: mmmm! sure! I like it here!
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Well, there's your interview! ( most characters are made up: Milkstar, Swiftear, Eightstar, Harshfoot, Rainbowpaw, etc.)
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Warrior cat randomness I
HumorI have been inspired! I hope @swiftdapple won't mind :). I have named it warrior cat randomness I because if not it would copy their books, warrior cat randomness and warrior cat randomness 2. Happy banana day!!!!!!!!
