50 Ways to get on National News

By the way, please try not to copy. I made these all by myself. I didn't copy anything. So, I hope you enjoy. FYI, all of the people and companies I put in here, I didn't try to insult them.

50 Ways to get on national news.

1. Get the world record of F's on your report card.

2. While on a live TV show, pull out a gun from your pocket and yell "Gimme all of your money!"

3. Run a marathon with another person tied onto you.

4. Create a YouTube video mocking Gangnam Style.

5. On a talent show, sneak out from behind the stage and pants the person performing.

6. Run across the country wearing nothing but your underwear.

7. Destroy Miley Cyrus' Lamborghini.

8. Create a website called Yourself Tube.

9. Find out a hack for Flappy Bird.

10. Blow up the KFC store.

11.Smash the most valuable gold bar in the world.

12. Punch through bedrock.

13. Invite Hulk to Anger Management Class.

14. In the Summer Olympics Stadium, sneak into the control room and play the song Let It Snow on the intercom.

15. Kidnap Willow Smith.

16. Climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

17. Get struck with lightning 15 times and still be alive (Good luck doing that).

18. Reset the time on the Big Ben.

19. Cover yourself in killer bees for a game of hide-and-seek.

20. Make an electronic company called Orange (Have the logo as an orange with a bite mark in it).

21. Have a baby and name it "Name".

22. Get a chicken to cross a busy road.

23. Hack Katy Perry's YouTube account, rename it with your name, change the location, and change the password.

24. Beat Chuck Norris in a fight with a hidden Taser up your sleeve.

25. Create an viral video with 1000000000000 (1 trillion) views. Call it: Cyan Cat. A cat just like Nyan Cat except with a cyan color.

26. In a soccer game, use a pogo stick to bounce out of the audience and into the game. While on the field, kick the ball into the goal.

27. Rename yourself Bill Fences and invent a system called Nanosoft (Sorry Bill Gates, you've been replaced).

28. Chain yourself to a store that needs to get demolished.

29. Get voted as the most delusional person that ever lived.

30. Give up wearing clothes for Lent.

31. Get a famous superstar to autograph your butt.

32. Light a torch on the world's largest wooden totem pole.

33. Put a truckload of salt in hotdogs and sell them in a baseball game

34. Dress up as Captain America and go out on the streets fighting crime.

35. Plant mines all over the city.

36. Give a beggar dynamite disguised as canned food.

37. Tear up the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

38. Bomb the Government.

39. Demolish every school in the world with a wrecking ball.

40. Lie in a battlefield.

41. Say the words "What could possibly go wrong".

42. Create a circle in MineCraft.

43. Give a police a speeding ticket.

44. Raid a famous actor's kitchen just because you want their cookies.

45. Be an unknown, mysterious person that places kick me signs on people.

46. Just go up to random strangers and hug them. No biggie.

47.Press a red button.

48. Push all of the city's cattle off of a cliff.

49. Put laser beams all over the country.

50. Kill someone and then say that a snake choked them to death.

Do you have any more ways to get on National News? Write them down in the comment's section! I'll post them on a new chapter, and I won't forget to give you the credit!