Disclaimer: I am just a hardcore fan. Never been in a 1000 miles radius of these guys or interacted with them in any way (unfortunate, isn't it?). So everything in here is from a perspective of a humble fangirl who likes to stalk these baes on social media and analyse their personalities based on how they appear/what they do on their variety shows, Vlives, and several other occasions. It ain't creepy, right?..
❣ Members Introduction: (From eldest to youngest)
• S.COUPSTATU/Seungross:
Stage name: S.coups
Real name: Choi Seungcheol
Date of birth: 08 August 1995
Position: Main Rapper, General Leader , daddy of the group ;), Eldest member.
Additional Info:
-a Leo
-likes to swag but also likes to cute.
-gross and cheesy asf.
-Dada of the group.
-In love with Jeonghan.
-The eldest maknae
-Them dimples
-His role is basically cheering while Woozi and the other members produce their songs. (jk, he helps too)
- DAT SINGING VOICE GAWD BLESS YOU
-lipstick game strong
-is actually a 3 years old child
• AngelHan/ Jeongsavage:
Stage name: Jeonghan
Real name: Yoon Jeonghan
Date of birth: October, 04th 1995
Position: Vocalist, Momma of the group,
Additional Info:
-He's a Libra
-Would make it into a girl group and be their visual
-prettier than you
-hair-flips are his specialty
-don't get deceived by the stereotypical comments saying he looks like a girl, he's actually very manly
-Is a savage whore
-Thinks Seventeen should worship him
-holds too much power and knows it
-Can lay around forever
-Is actually so sweet and caring
-But also the he-devil
• Jisoos/ Shuaaa:
Stage name: Joshua.
Real name: Joshua Hong Jisoo.
Date of birth: 30 December 1995 in LA.
Position: Main Vocalist
Additional Info:
-High quality English
-Is a Capricorn
-Is jesus
-anime whore
-Likes to nod a lot
-chocoholic (i feel his pain)
-pizzaholic (yep, i feel you shua)
-Can anamorph into animals real quick
-Rap God jisoos be spitting bars 24/7
-Is actually a really good kisser (just ask Jeonghan ;})
-professional samba dancer (jk jk)
-puns are always intended
• Jen/ Tnehui (this is an inside joke okay)
Stage name: Jun
Real name: Wen Junhui (korean name: Moon Jun hwi)
Date of birth: 10 June 1996, China
Position: Lead dancer, Sub-Vocalist
Additional info:
-He's a Gemini
-Actual embodiment of sin.
-salty asf
-a professional playboy
-greasy to no limit
-body-rolls that make you drool
-a real cluts
-in charge of boyfie-material selfies
-them thighs
