Just Us And Other BS!

Why so gay?

Zach: Gage, may I ask you a question?

Gage: Yes of course, babe.

Zach: Why are you so gay?

Gage: I get it from you.

Zach: You're older than me.

Gage: I get from Hades.

Zach: Hades isn't gay, he's bi.

Gage: Because I like dick.

Zach: oh....

Gage: LIKE DAMN, ZACH, IF I WAS FLEXIBLE ENOUGH I WOULD SUCK MY OWN DICK!

Zach: I don't need to know that.

Gage: Zach, will you suck my dick.

Zach: Sure, why not?

Gage:...

Zach: What?

Gage: For real?

Zach: Yeah.

Gage: I'm not sure how to respond.

Zach: *laugh*

Gage: This is why Angel needs to be around when we talk.

Zach: Angel is nice, I wanna shrink him and put him in my purse.

Gage: That's so cute!

Zach: I know right.

Gage: So how has your day been?

Zach: Good. You?

Gage: Hades yelled at me earlier because I told him not to do drugs.

Zach: So the usual?

Gage: Yep.

Zach: *hugs Gage* It'll be okay.

Gage: *hugs back* My small little Zach~

Zach: I will fight you.