Dear Assholes,
Why do you bully me? What do you have to gain? Self esteem? A false sense of happiness? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm fine with being punched. NOT. Seriously though, why DO you bully? If I insulted you somehow, just tell me. I could apologize. I know I speak for everyone when I say, GROW UP. Assholes get stupid jobs like terrorists! Hey, good luck bud! HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN RUINING LIVES! Oh, they grow up so fast.
You see, I haven't done anything to you. Some people just take their anger out on people. And while I like being a punching bag, I would prefer being talked to. Not slapped. K thanks! But really, just talk out your feelings. It isn't good to just get mad and not say why. Then, the person might think that they were doing something wrong or beat themselves up over something stupid. You see, we don't like being called out for being us. Also, my time is important to me. Don't hit me. I will say again, Dear Assholes, BACK AWAY if you want to hurt someone. Would you like it?
No. Probably not. Now, I could go on and on about why you shouldn't bully me. But, I think the message is quite clear. Now, stop fucking being mean, straighten your shirt, stop slumping, and GROW THE HELL UP!
Love, Maya