Swearing

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Zach: *covered in a thick blanket* Yay blanket.

Hades: Zach, its hot outside.

Zach: Well, do I look like I give a fuck?

Angel: LANGUAGE!

Zach: Sorry, Angel.

Angel: Swearing is wrong.

Gage: I've heard you swear before, Angel.

Angel: *shushes Gage*

Zach: *dramatic gasp* Angel? Is this true?

Hades: Angel, you little fucker.

Angel: Shut the fuck up.

Zach: *covers ears*

Angel: Sorry, Zach.

Zach: *keeps ears covered* ANGEL IS TOO INNOCENT TO SWEAR!

Gage: ZACH IS TOO LOUD!

Hades: SHUT UP!

Angel: *giggles*

Zach: *uncovers ears and glares at Angel*

Angel: Sorry.

Gage: Don't talk to my Zach.

Angel: My Zach.

Hades: Zach is stupid as fuck.

Zach: *high fives Hades* True

Gage: Be nice, Jonathan.

Zach: GAGE, LAY OFF HADES, JUST CAUSE HE'S MEXICAN!

Hades: YEAH! JUST CAUSE I'M MEXICAN!

Gage: I'm not racist.

Angel: White trash!

Gage: ANGEL, YOU ARE BRITISH AND GERMAN!

Angel: GAGE, YOU ARE FRENCH AND IRISH!

Hades: I'm Mexican and partially Spanish.

Zach: I'm Mexican and Irish.

Gage: You look white as fuck though, Zach.

Zach: Shut up, ya shithead.

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