hey hey hey! Alex here. so, we're on tour. we're on tour with Asking Alexandria, Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse, and Escape the Fate. its half way through tour. Ronnie filled ETF's bus with packing peanuts. Steph and i have a plan to help them get them back.
we headed over to ETF's bus. i went up and knocked. "hey girls!" Craig answered, pulling us inside. we dragged him to the back lounge, and closed the door behind us. "we have a plan." i said devilishly.
"what kind of plan?" he asked.
"a revenge plan." i grinned.
"i like revenge." he said. we all exchanged devilish glances.
"Okay, so i need you and the guys to..."
a few hours later...
"You guys ready?" i asked the boys. BVB decided to help too. we were standing outside FIRs bus. they were in the venue. BVB and ETF handed us large trash bags full of condoms. we had them fill the condoms with lotion. we had bought large trash bags full of tampons. we had dipped them red paint. i know its a little more evil then packing peanuts, but its funny. we started filling it up through the window. we got them all in, and quickly ran to my bus. FIR were just getting back from a show. we watched as they walked to their bus. i slowly stepped out of the bus, and watched them open the door. out fell the condoms and tampons. i tried not to laugh, as i walked over to them. "EWWW!! OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOO GROSS!" Ryan screached. Ronnie, being an asshole, picked up a condom, and threw it at Ryan. getting lotion all over his face. he screamed like a little girl, and threw it at Ronnie. the girls and guys came out of the bus. they too were trying not to laugh. Ryan picked up a different condom, and threw it at Ron. it bounced around from guy to guy, getting lotion everywhere. Derek wipped his face off, and splattered the lotion on Rons shirt. "you guys are gross." i laughed at them.
"we know it was you guys." Jacky stated.
"how?" Kristopher asked.
"you're the only band with girls in it." Derek shrugged.
"so?" i asked, putting my hands on my hips.
"so... you guys are the only ones wearing tampons." Ron crossed his arms.
"we dont wear tampons." Steph said, crossing her arms.
"and we're supposed to know this how?" Ryan asked.
"because you are!" i shouted.
"how?"
"because you fucked Steph!" i whisper yelled.
"i did not!!!" Ryan yelled.
"well Ashley would!" Steph pointed at Ash.
"yeah i would." he shrugged.
"Jacky would know too!" i pointed at Jacky.
"dont bring me into this!" he put his hands up and backed away. i glared at him.
"whatever. fuck you guys! i'm going to bed!" i said, turning to walk away.
"you know you wish you could!" Ryan yelled after me.
"one down! four more to go!" i laughed under my breathe. ETF and BVB hugged my band, before going to their buses. my band boarded our bus. Kristopher hugged me, and went to his bunk. Steph went after the New Amsterdam peach vodka, then her bunk. Louisa went to her bunk. i sat on the couch in the front lounge. Troy, our tour manager, came on. he went to his bunk too. i sat, playing on my phone. i got a text. i clicked on the little bubble. "hey baby. i miss you." it was from Jacky. he's drunk texting me again. we didnt really fuck. he has a girl.
Jacky you're drunk, stopping texting me.
I'm not drunk!!
Yes you are. stop texting me.
i put my phone on silent, and stuck it under the couch cusion. i curled up into a ball, and fell asleep on the couch.
i woke up still on the couch the next morning. i sat up, rubbing my eyes. i yawned, running a hand through my matted and tangled hair. the bus door opened, "well good morning Sleeping Beauty. dont you look smashing!" Ben Bruce came walking through the door, with Danny trailing behind.
"shut up Ben." i stood up and stretched.
"seriously though, you look like shit." Danny went back to Stephs bunk.
"and you look hung over."
"thats cuz we never stop drinkin. in fact, do you have any alcohol?" he asked. i went over to Stephs mini fridge. i held a finger to my lips. he gave me a thumbs up, and a wink. i typed in the combination, and it popped opened. i pulled out a bottle of vodka, and handed it to Ben. i found Stephs list. she was stupid enough to write with pencil. i skillfully erased the number, and put the now number. Then Steph stumbled on the tour bus drunk. she was holding a brown paper bag. it had alcohol inside, she stumbled to her bunk. then she crawled to her top bunk. then I heard a few large crashes and bangs. she passed out well at least in her bunk. I watched Ben and Danny walk off, just as Jacky and Ryan walked on. Jacky looked tired and hungover. He sat down on the couch, and rubbed his temples. I went to the cupboard, grabbed my Danisnotonfire mug, and filled it with soda. I grabbed two Advil out of the cupboard, and handed them to Jacky. he flashed a thankful smile. I almost melted. Then the tour bus door opened again. it was Ashley he walked back to Steph's bunk. He knocked on the wood between the bunks. she sat up, and pulled him into her bunk, closing the curtain. i exchanged a look with Ryan and Jacky, before we all stood and walked off the bus. we walked over to the FIR bus, and inside. i sat down on the couch, and Jacky sat next to me. Ryan went back to his bunk. "can i talk to you?" Jacky asked me. oh boy...
