FroZres

THANK YOU CRACK

Thank you for 5k!! I couldn't've down it without you!! Anyways here's Mr. Garvey crack.
Uni's Mr. Garvey| Ashlie's Jocelyn| Tommy's Blake| Nick's Aaron| Shelby's Denise| Jess' Random girl| Cory's Timothy| and Jon-Jon's the principal|
*bell rings*
Uni: all right, we're gonna take a little roll here.
Ass-lay?
Ashlie: here.
Uni: you are present. Too-may?
Tommy: uh, here.
Uni: uh-huh..She'll-bee?
Shelby: here
Uni: good. J-yes?
Jess: *raises hand*
Uni: thank you.
Nick: Mr. COMICS?
Uni: what is it, Nikie?
Nick: some of us need to leave, uh, few minutes early today.
Uni: ohh..oh is that so?
Nick: mm-hmm.
Uni: and what pretrial, is the reason for this premature leave?
Nick: yearbook photos, it, um, we have to leave 15 minutes early to meet up with our clubs.
Uni: *scoff* haha okay..alright, you know what, that might work with other substitute teachers, but I taught in the inner-city for over 20 years. Now y'all, wanna leave my class early, so y'all can go meet up at the club. AIN'T NON OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB! Ridiculous!
Nick: Mr. COMICS?
Uni *smashes clipboard on knee* GOD! SON OF A BITCH! Did I st-st-st-st-stutter?!
Nick: just then? Yes.
Uni: I'm gonna throw you out that god damn window.
Ashlie: *raises hand*
Uni: what, Ass-lay?
Ashlie: Mr. Comics, we're telling the truth. W-we have clubs at this school, clubs for special interests.
Uni: okay, I see, *starts sun dancing* y'all wanna play. Y'all wanna play, yeah, okay, we're gonna play little games! Fine, I'll play! I'm more than happy to play some games wit y'all! Anyone who's in a club, stand your ass up.
*Ashlie, Nick, Tommy, and Shelby stands up*
Uni: uh-huh, oh yup, there it is. The usual suspects. What the hell club are you in, Ass-lay?
Ashlie: Future Leaders Of America
Uni: ho-kay, ho-kay...how would you know if you gonna be a leader in the future? Is there a star date in your bed room? You travel through time, Ass-lay?m
Ashlie: no.
Uni: Then sit the flip down!
*Ashlie sits down*
Uni: Too-may, okay here's the thing, I don't even know why I'm bout to ask you this, Too-may, what club are you in?
Tommy: uh, I'm part of the Spanish club.
Uni: the Sp- you about as Spanish as JUNE-JUNE, wit your big ass forehead!
*Tommy sits down*
Uni: how bout you, She'll-bee?
Shelby: I'm in the chess club.
Uni: um, I'm sorry sweetheart you are *whispers* not in the chess club. The mosquito bite club, maybe.
*Shelby sits down*
Shelby: *sigh* that's hurtful.
Uni: Truthful...there he is..Nikie.
Nick: heyy.
Uni: what club are you in?
Nick: I'm the president of the glee club. Why do I talk?
Uni: THE GLEE CLUB?! *slides everything off of his desk* SON OF A- LIKE THEY GONNA HAVE A CLUB DEDICATED TO A TV SHOW! TAKE YOUR ASS TO JUNE-JUNE'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I BUST A CLUB UP IN YO BUTT!
Nick: okay..
Uni: GO!
Nick: okay, I'm gonna go.
Jon-Jon: this is principal Jon-Jon, students report to the gymnasium for club photos.
Uni: fake announcement. Now, does anybody have a valid reason for leaving this classroom?
Cory: *rasies hand*
Uni: Carl?
Cory: I gotta go pick up my daughter.
Uni: you're excused.