Blobly - A Miley and Blobfish Ship

Alternate Ending?

"Hey Liam, wanna join us?"

"Sure!" he replied excitedly. Three-ways were his specialty.

So things got steamy. I don't want to go into detail. If you do... well look up blobfish sex.

Later...

Blobby went to his home (which was an aquarium?) in Los Angeles, of course. Where else would this take place in?

As he was about to take a nap, Miley came to him.

"Oh hi Miley," he said, "back for more?"

"Not exactly," she replied. "I'm pregnant."

"What? How? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT A HUMAN AND A BLOBFISH CONCEIVE?!" Blobby spluttered, "what if it's Liam's? Have you asked him? WHAT ABOUT THAT CONDOM I WORE?" he yelled.
What I want to know is how a blobfish wears a condom.

"Well that's what I wanted to talk to you about. Liam and I want you to come talk about it on a group date. It will be chill so no one freaks out."
"Okay," he agreed.

"I AM BLOBBY!"

"I AM MILEY AND I AM CONFUSED AS FUCK!"

"I AM LIAM AND I AM... hell, I dunno."