I love him. From the moment I set my eyes on him, I knew he was the one. His short black hair and stunning brown eyes. His muscular body. He's gorgeous. He works at a Zoo, he says. The Cincinnati Zoo. He makes such a big deal out of it. It's adorable. He's such a dork. And I love him. He's my dork. At least, I want him to be. I just worry for him. What if something happens? What if someone threatens him? He works at a Zoo. What does he do? I love him. I don't want him to get hurt. I love him.