S/A/N: Honestly Im shook
she wrote an easter special
in june
well done father
fuckin
just enjoy the chapter
also i found this amazing picture that relates to the chapter so here
It was Easter, a beautiful time in every overweight American's life- in which they get to binge on chocolate and actually have an excuse, truly magical
Young sexii, majestic pimp add trotted along in a bunny costume, stealing chocolate eggs from 5 year olds, it was a battle of the fittest
"Damn, those kids got their baby teeth in! Hurts like a bitch" He/She/Attack helicopter moaned, walking along the canal. Suddenly she spotted a fairly large egg sitting among other small ones.
And for the first time in Add's life... his life was complete- he never thought he could feels after what happened, like the time he causally fúcked a hoe into the wall ... then going home with some bitch ass kid that popped outa her ass. Then ... going home to find his mothER FUCKIN POKEMON CARDS MISSING
It was truly a traumatic event, one he would never recover from ... those darling Pokemon cards ( and the other two but they're not important )
Anyway- he strolled up to the egg and eye-raped it's beautiful chocolate curves
"Oh baby~" he moaned, stroking the smooth rich shell of the egg
(One boner later)
He finally picked up the egg to find it was rather heavy..... opening it up he found ....... ELLA BRON JAMES!
"Whatup bitches" she laughed
"Goddamnit I thought I got rid of you" he moaned "I wanted chocolate and all I got was a disappointment"
"Fuck u too hoe" baby Ellie flipped off add and picked off a bit of the chocolate and ate it
"Most parents have successfully kids... why'd I have to get you? You've literally done nothing with your life.."
"I'm one"
"Excuses"
I chucked the egg (along with Ellie) into the river. Problem solved
Though I did feel bad .... the chocolate egg didn't have to got out that way.... it still had so much to live for.....
"Dude?!?!11!?! Did u just chuck a baby into the river?!? Like I kno kids are expensive but DAMN!"
"Suck my fidget spinner"
And here began the adventures of avoiding responsibilities with add hugeasstitties69 and JOHN CENA- I mean Ellie.
YOU ARE READING
How EllieBrine was born. ((Um I didnt write this dad did))
HorrorOkay. So @XxCyberBunnyxX is my father, as some of you might know. But have you ever wondered, where is her mother? Well, I can answer that. She was fucked into a wall. Anything else you want answered? Read this book!!
