Parker - Voltron WA 2017

Chapter 1- Some Assembly Required

(After the events of episode 1, The Rise of Voltron)

[A/N- I am using he/him pronouns for Pidge until after she tells them shes a girl to stay along with the show]

"Oh, no! Allura is dead! Aw, it's horrible! Her head fell off!" Coran had his hand covering his eyes as he dramatically tried to convince the paladins to come to the control room immediately. Allura was surprised and confused at Coran's words.  He dragged his finger across his neck to act as if he was showing someone what hadn't happened to Allura.

He turned and squatted down as if he was trying to talk to Allura's dead body.

"Wait! What? Her severed head is trying to speak to me!" He put his hand behind his ear as an attempt to try and hear Allura's dying head better.

"What is it, Allura's head? What are your final words?" he said, fake tears welling in his eyes.

"Coran?" Allura said from behind him.

"Oh, yes, Princess, I'm listening" he said, continuing to speak to the ground.

Allura was getting tired of Coran acting like a child and said "Its over."

Coran turned around, continuing to make dramatic movements.

"Oh I know!" he groans. "If only Voltron had been formed." Coran opened his eyes to see Shiro, Keith, Pidge and Hunk all standing in front of him.

"Oh! Time!" Coran said, embarrassed, as he stood up and threw the microphone behind him and banging against something in the room.

Shiro, who was honestly tired™ spoke first out of the four of them. "I guess this isn't a real attack." Keith just had his arms crossed on his chest, Hunk was slumped over and pissed off, and Pidge was rubbing his eyes.

Allura who was slightly angry responded. "And it's a good thing it wasn't because it took you... Coran?" She turned her head to look at the older Altean next to her. Coran held up another strange device and read what it said aloud.

"Seventy-five degrees." Allura continued to look at him, just confused.

"Oh sorry." He apologized, realizing what he said. "No, this is a meat thermometer."

"However long it was, it was too long" she spoke as she stepped slightly forward towards the paladins.

"You must always be ready to do battle with Zarkon. Look at you! Only Shiro is in uniform" she said, motioning to the black paladin who was in his armor.

"Keith, Pidge, Hunk, where are your bayards?" she mentioned the other three paladins in the room who were still in their normal outfits but Hunk was in his pajamas.

"And... where is Lance?" She said as the door in the front of the room opened causing everyone to turn and look at the door. The Cuban teen walked in like he was a god.

"Good morning, everybody. Whats going on?" He yawned with a cup in his hand and a robe over his pajamas. His feet were being held in blue lion slippers.

The two Altean's started to walk slightly closer to the paladins. "Coran and i have been up for hours getting the Castle back in order. We had to run a test on the alarms, and we decided to test you as well." Allura crossed her arms behind her and narrowed her eyes at the paladins. "Guess which one failed."

"Hey!" Hunk yawned, his head and back still slouched forward. "You got to sleep for 10,000 years man." He lifted his hands in front of him for explanation. 

"Monday night, I was on Earth." His eyebrow raised as he tried to remember in his sleepy state. He started counting on his fingers as he continued. "Now, I've flown through space, fought some evil alien named Zarkon," his fingers continued to go up as he counted.