Ninja Pigeons

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" pookie has a girl friend pookie has a girlfriend " is what pookies sister would nag " ok who cut the cheese ?" pookie asked Mich smiled and said " sorry I had tacos last night " Lily said "aww Mich gross that is totally disgusting " then Lily gagged and threw up all over layla " Lily you have to pay for me to go to the pigeon wash what u don't know is that these animals are pigeons . now the theme song " ninja pigeons they kick your butt in an instant boom boom pow" they all have dance moves for the song it is totally hilarious you would like laugh your butt off well any way back to the story the pigeons names are pookie , Mich , Lily, and layla they are all pigeons but they are also......................... ninjas

but secret ninjas nobody knows but them and the other ninja pigeons they also save the world the pigeon world not the human world back to the pigeons " so pookie who's the lucky girl " Lily asked and pookies face got fire truck red " NOBODY" and he stormed out " wow I never knew he could fly that fast " Mich said "me either " said layla now pookie was in the back room and what the other pigeons don't know is that pookie has a girlfriend that nobody knows about her name is Patti Smith and she never told her friends either they live in the tree in your backyard yes they do ha ha ha I am one of them my name Is Maria ( mar-I -a ) I know that I should be saving the world but I have a crazy abstention to writing books but right now we are in phs pigeons high school they love going to school because they get to get away from their parents and siblings their siblings are so very annoying you should hang out with them every day and you will have to leave the room for at least 30 minutes I used to baby sit them I made fifty bucks an hour me and Mich are dating back then we hated each other then one day we just fell in love there is another girl and two more boys Jada Kody And William oh I forgot Nathan Lily is dating Kody layla is dating Nathan and Jada is dating William . William ,jada, me, and Mitch are at the beach purtle beach know it has a weird name but it is our beach so I get in the water it is freezing cold here my feathers were so cold Mitch gave me his jacket to be honest he is the best boy friend I have ever had I could hear jada and William fighting again it was over him not bringing the towels or the jacket they always fight because

William is a dumb ass or as jada would say a dumb fuck so William takes jada in the room and only god knows what they are doing I went to the room and I could here the bed bouncing I walked in and jada was on top of William humping him they stoped and covered up there body parts William got up and revealed them both then jada covered back up and William ran to the bath room then Mitch screamed I am scared for life I don't know what they were doing but it looked very nasty so I made them move out of that hotel room and my house I don't think that they should be doing that they were to fat any way

THANKYOU GUYS IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THIS

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 11, 2014 ⏰

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