"Be there in seconds flat
Just tell me where you at
Everywhere you want to go
I've been there before
That means he don't need to know
No one will ever know
No one will have to know."
For the first time in what seemed like forever, the museum crew weren't in a state of near constant panic, nor did they want to kill each other for being in each other's personal bubble. Everything was calm and everyone was going about their day; breakfast was uneventful and the usual daily routine was announced by Justin after everyone was finished with their meal.
For the most part, Adelaide listened to him but DogNut – being DogNut – was whispering dirty things into her ear and rubbing his hand up and down her thigh. Adelaide was used to it by this point, but she did need to sometimes remind him that they were surrounded by kids and he needed to keep his actions suitable for their age.
Once breakfast was finished, Adelaide and DogNut disappeared off to Adelaide's room to do... well, everyone knew what. Everyone but Justin who seemed to be completely oblivious to anything around him half the time. It usually takes him around fifteen minutes after he's witnessed something for it to reach his brain and he realizes what he's seen.
This was the usual story if he caught someone in the museum either just after or just before they were about to have sex – earning him the nickname of King Cockblock from many people, although if you said that in front of Jackson, you would probably be in a lot of trouble.
Just as Adelaide and DogNut were finishing up their usual morning ritual of sex and at least an hour of solid making out, Justin came into Adelaide's room – without knocking, as usual. Adelaide's eyes widened as she frantically pulled DogNut's shirt over her head to hide her bare chest.
And Justin – being Justin – didn't even notice it and began talking. "Listen, Adelaide, slight change of plan. Instead of you going on a supply run like usual, I'm going to place you on guard duty here."
Adelaide forced herself to smile, nodding her head. "Okay, I'll head over there in a moment, sir."
Justin nodded once, turning to leave the room but stopped just as his hand was on the door. "Oh, and Adelaide?"
"Yeah?" Adelaide tried to smooth out her hair before folding her arms over her chest, trying to make it less obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra.
"Since I'm going to place you on outside today, you'll need to get a briefing from Harper because things have changed since you were last placed."
"Okay, awesome," Adelaide smiled awkwardly again, her arms dropping as Justin left the room and closed the door behind him. She gave one look towards DogNut before the pair began laughing and kissing once again.
It wasn't until Justin was halfway down the hall when he realized what he had just walked into; Adelaide's hair, DogNut being without a shirt, the pair's awkward smiles... it all made sense.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Over the course of the next several days, Adelaide tried her best to keep the obvious signs of the sex between her and DogNut a secret but she was obviously failing. Due to the lack of make-up, she had to use her hair and her clothes to hide the hickies DogNut had given her. She was given the worst looks from everyone, and she was sure she was now referred to as the museum's resident whore.
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Seconds ☼ DogNut
FanfictionAU TO ACCOMPANY BEAUTIFUL CRIME. The story of one of the many crazy things that happened in the museum when Adelaide and DogNut were around.