Beetle the best

There once was a beetle named Mister Beetle burger playing with counters &  then a sad guy came in & said ‘’ do you have any .’’ Then an alien came & ate Mister sad face. The alien sounded like glo blue blob bla goo soo . Then a plane crashed into Beetle burger’s house & the alien took off to outer space. Then a sleeping guy fell out of the plane. He lived but slept for 3 hours because he broke a leg. Whenever he breaks a bone or something he sleeps. Beetle burger beat the odds by living through it all while eating chicken nuggets & drinking Lewin’s store made chocolate milk. The End.fucking dildo fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note:if you read this you are a sluty whore and you suck you moms dick LOL im not kidding you do