Writing Prompts

#9

"Hey, you're a cop right?"

*sigh* "Yes. We've talked about this though, I'm undercover. Why do you ask?"

"Arrest that dude over there. He assaulted me."

"What?! Why? Where are you hurt? How did he hurt you?!"

"He's assaulting my nose! God that smell. Way too much cologne. Don't ask me why though, I'm just as confused as you."

"......if we weren't surrounded by people, I'd kill you. Right now. I'd get away with it too."

//A longer one, but it was funny in my head. Probably not to anyone else though. Oh well.//