Laurence
I was sitting in the living room when all the sudden Garroth walked in. I'm not gonna lie he looked kind of sexy. He had a boner it was sexy as hell. Which made me just want a piece of him.
Garroth: Hello friend
Laurence: Hello sexy *winks*
Garroth: oh come here you
Garroth runs up to Laurence and tears of his pants but there was something weird. Laurence wasn't wearing boxers he was wearing a thong. Garroth was curious so he stripped it off. But Laurence didn't have a ding-a-ling like Garroth thought he would. He had a vagina.
Garroth: wtf
Laurence: hahahah
All the sudden Laurence started to peel off his skin which was really a mask. Which turned out to be Aphmau.
Garroth: holy shit Aph what if Aaron finds us.
Aphmau: they wont don't worry.
Then all the sudden Aaron and Dante entered the room.
Aphmau: Aaron it's not what it looks like
Aaron: Don't worry Aph I kind of like this why don't we go to my place and Netflix and chill.
Aphmau: of course
After Aph and Aaron leave then Garroth started sobbing. Then looks up at Dante.
Garroth: hey Dante maybe we could-
Dante: fuck no
Dante ran out of the house. Garroth felt so embarrassed that he killed himself.
That's the end bitches I'm to lazy to write any more good bye.
