Kingsman Oneshots #Wattys2017

Merlin x Curious Reader

Y/N POV

I was going to a club tonight to scope information about the new chips that I've seen been implanted into some important people's heads. I've seen the scars all over them in news reports. I decided to do something about it. So I chose my dark blue low cut front and back mini dress to hopefully attract the attention of the implanters or someone that can give me information about them. I sigh as I put on my body spray and my lipstick tazor, inspirational. I took my purse and a tracking device for if I find the right guy or girl. I head out with curled locks and a determination for finding out who is behind this...

-two hours later-

I think I found a girl who can give me information so I drag her over to a side and question her because she's a little intoxicated.
"Do you work for the person who implants chips into people?"
She laughed obnoxiously.
"What? No I work at The market and my boyfriend dragged me here but I found him t-touching and fl-flirting with another g-girl!" And then she burst out crying. I sighed, patted her back then walked off, not noticing some man watching me. I was walking out of the club, but I could sense someone watching me, so I grabbed my lipstick and walked quicker and going behind into an alleyway. I could identify the footsteps as male so I stopped. I heard his footsteps getting closer so I turned around and pointed the tazor end at him, whilst he pointed a ring watch at me. We had a stare off before i started the conversation.
" Who are you and what do you want?" I demanded.
"Not for you too know and I want too know why you're trying to look for the implants?" He narrowed his eyes at me. I took my acting into action.
I relaxed my shoulders and put my tazor away. I sighed, and spoke. " Oh thank god you know about the implants, I've been looking for them because it's driving me nuts not knowing why everybody suddenly got these implants on the side of their heads but no one realises!" I took a step closer to him now that he had lowered his watch. " Please tell me you know about them?" I put a desperate look on my face as I held his shoulders. I had purposely invaded boundaries because I needed to get this tracker on him, I had taken it out my bag when I put the tazor in. I made it look like I was staring at him as I made my face relax and leant in a little, he did as well , we kept eye contact till our lips where together and his arms where around my waist mine where around his neck. I managed to slip the tracker into his shirt unnoticed. Luckily I placed it when I did otherwise I would miss because he pulled away and looked conflicted as he pushed me away and turned around. "I can't do this, you're obviously drunk and have no idea what you're on about." He sighed and walked out. I stood there and watched him leave, once I was sure he was gone, I grabbed my phone out my purse, started walking home, and turned on the microphone attached to it.nothing happened until he got to a place called Kingsmans Tailor since 1894 . Huh why is he there it's like 3am. Wait that name..uh I remember it someone told me about it but what about it did they say? I grumbled but went to bed because I was exhausted from overthinking. I was sat on my couch in my most professional suit I owned. Grey trousers and a grey blazer with a white blouse and black heels. I had to make it seem like I was an important person to get this information. It turns out underneath the tailor shop is a whole new lair sort of thing but I couldn't get anymore detail on the layout so I relied on the microphone which was incredibly static. But then someone spoke.
"Merlin...an...Inform.....on the implants..." He sounded old but had a very British accent.
" A woman..,.last nig....drunk but....wanting...know about... Implan...."
I heard a static sigh.
"Remember to tell....oxfords not brogu..s...otherwise.....forgets" I turned off the tracker but it was still attached to him.
Oxfords not brogues...what does that mean? I decided to ring the shop. I waited for it to ring when someone picked it up. "Hello Kingsmans Tailor how can I be of service today?" I heard a male say.
I had to make myself sound strong.
"Ahem... Oxfords not Brogues?..." I waited for a reply for a few moments before I got a reply.
"Your complaint has been noted we hoped to have not lost you as a loyal customer." Then the call just ended. What the hell. Ugh I was about to go into my room to change when a knock on my door alerted me someone was there. Did they send someone for me? I went to the door and opened it to see a very unamused looking man -Merlin- from last night. I smiled as he looked shocked.
"Hello Merlin!" He looked about ready to shoot me, and he nearly did if I hadn't disarmed him and kicked the gun away. I shot him a glare and he gave me one.
"How did you know that?" I knew what he was on about.
"Tracker, I placed it on you last nig--OH hold the phone I remember now!" I smiled at my genius.
"What?" Well someone got out on the wrong side today.
"My boss told me about Kingsman that must be your secret service then that you work for, I wondered what was nagging at my brain the entire time."
His jaw was slack.
"Who do you work for?"
"HellsQueen"
"Isn't that in America?"
"Yes, mostly, just expanded to England."
He just grabbed my arm and walked off, to Kingsman I guess.
I guess you could say we had a connection when he asked the next question.
"You weren't drunk last night were you?"
I smiled a little.
"Not a drop." He sighed and stopped, turning to face me.
" Then I'll apologise for leaving that way." He looked genuinely guilty so I smiled and chuckled abit, much to his surprise.
"Well I'm glad you did otherwise I wouldn't be able to do this." And I yanked his tie and kissed him. We stood in the street kissing for a few minutes until he got a call. He took the call but put it on speaker. "MERLIN I CAN SEE THE CHICK YOU'RE KISSING PLEASE STOP IT WHEN YOU HAVE GLASSES ON, AND HURRY BACK I CANT FLY A PLANE!" He chuckled and so did I.
"On my way Galahad" He cut the call and we hurried back, holding hands the entire time. We had a really good relationship until a couple years after when Merlin realised something was off. I hadn't told him something very important...I had been betraying him the whole time...I wasn't working for HellsQueen...

I was working for Valentine.