Kingsman Oneshots #Wattys2017

Eggsy Unwin x SAS Reader

Y/N POV

I worked for a secret service called Kingsman. It was all fun and games until Lancelot died...He was on of my best friends along with Harry. They were both older than me. I was born into the Kingsman literally my mum gave birth here, they started training me as soon as I could walk properly. You can imagine the tears that an 11 year old me cried when I had to shoot my dachshund , Pie, but as you may know, it was a blank, I was so happy I never let her out my sights for the next two weeks. But yeah I was literally raised to be a Kingsman. I didn't wear suits as a child but when Lancelot died and I had turned 18 the week before I was in a suit. I also had a new addition to myself when he died. I had my arm amputated. Bonus of that was that it was literally a metal arm made to be a shield and had a sword, like a secret blade which came out of the wrist, it was laced with poison that the oxfords have.
I sighed as I stood next to Merlin watching Harry come in with his candidate. Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin. Who looked very confused.
"Fall in!" Is all I Heard before he explained the basics. I only came back to. The real world when I was being introduced.
"This is our youngest living Kingsman, Agent Excalibur , our living weapon. Would you kindly demonstrate." I nodded and flicked my metal hand, the sword reaching to my feet as it was as long as my arm. A lot of the high end lads looked over me instead of what They where meant to be looking at. So I glared at the. And sliced there pants in half. Merlin shot me a look, whilst Eggsy stifled his laughter and Harry smiled. I smirked and took a mocking bow before speaking, pointing at a body bag.
"Anyone tell me what this is?"
They all stuck there hands up except Eggsy, like what I did when I was in his position, I pointed at the tall lad who hadn't had his pants halved.
"Body bag ma'am." She smirked in Eggsy' direction.
"Correct-charlie- isn't it?"
He nodded in response and I walked off letting Merlin explain the rest, I got ready for what was going to happen tonight. But of course there's a twist.
"Agent Excalibur you will be staying here with them to keep them in check understood?" Merlin slyly smiled at me and I narrowed my eyes at him, anything to make me interact with people somehow.
"Yes Merlin" and then they had spare time after they wrote on their body bags, I was next to Amelia because I knew what her job was. She was a techy in Berlin but was called back to see if the candidates would remember teamwork. Eggsy and Roxy where being harassed by the posh lads so I went over to them, it seemed like Charlie was the leader of the posy, so I went up to hi and put my hands on his shoulders getting in his personal space. Amelia knew what I was doing because she kept letting out small giggles, but no one had any clue why. I got all up in Charlie's bubble of space and grabbed his collar pulling him close to my face about to 'kiss' him he went for me but I grabbed my dachshund , Pie, and shoved her where I was, Charlie kissed my dog and my dog started squirming, barking unhappily with me. Charlie pulled back shocked and embarrassed whilst Roxy Eggsy and Amelia were nearly rolling on the floor laughing, Eggsy more forceful than others. Charlie looked furious so as I was walking away wiping Pies nose he tried to snatch her, squeezing her leg, she let out a large Yelp and everyone silenced. I turned around to Charlie slowly, letting Pie go to Amelia before I brought my metal arm back and quickly punched him in the nose. A sickening crack was heard as Merlin came into the room. I assume he tried stopping me before I hit him but was t quick enough. I was escorted out the room but got a thanks from Merlin for putting him in his place.

A few weeks later

I was stuck in this prison cell, Valentine had got me and I couldn't get out, they had broken my glasses after sending a message to Kingsman. I was fucked and I knew it they where going to kill me off. They only kept me because of my knowledge. I missed Eggsy. Him and I had grown close and I had started to really like him for his personality. I always used my dog as an excuse to see him because Pie loved plodding along with JB. I chuckled lightly until I heard guns and shouting outside and then I heard a round of explosions go off. I started banging on the door.
"Hey what the hells going on out there?! Hello!"
Someone opened the flap and I was stunned to see Eggsy in a Kingsman suit looking fucking hot as fuck. I stared at him for what seemed like the longest time.
"I found Excalib---" I cut him off by yelling at him.
"Get me the fuck outta here!"
He was about to ask for something until the sound system went off.
"You really think I would be stupid enough to plant one of those things in my own head?" Valentine. I glared at the speakers.
"Sorry love got ta save the world." He said with a charming smile until his expression turned serious and there was a slight pause.
"I'll be right back." I knew what he meant, he knew what he meant. And I smiled and breathed a sigh of relief. I was getting out of here. I sat down on th couch they provided. I don't know why but they gave the prisoners some nice stuff which I though for days was a trap but it wasn't. I didn't mean I was comfortable with it, I was very cautious, the couch was the one thing I knew wasn't a trap so I sat and chilled on it. About 36 minutes later, because I was bored and counted the time. Eggsy came back knocking but I heard him ask someone I'm guessing Merlin, what the passcode was. I heard an approved click and the door was opened. Eggsy came in holding two champagne glasses and a bottle of champagne, I heard the faint voice of Merlin asking what he was doing until he realised me and Eggsy were having a make out session. I heard an 'ohhhh' of awkwardness as I took Eggsy' glasses off and let's just say we made Merlin wait a couple hours.