Me: How are you, boo?
???: Umm, this is her bf
Me: I'm not a lesbian. Y'all guys aren't even dating, so stop saying that she's your gf. Anyways, I can make ANYONE become her ex real quick, so you better watch your mouth. I'm her sister, so I can call her what I want to.
Sis: Oh, sorry.
Me: Sorry my a$$. Warning: if I here that you treated my sister wrong, I will cut your balls off. Now, give my sister her phone back.
Sis: Hi sissy!!
*conversation goes on as normal*
