Selfies

   "Wonder Woman!!! Wonder Woman!!! All the world is waiting for you! And the powers you possess!" Bruce groaned. It was her. Again. The cause of his troubles was Diana who had gotten a new phone. As anyone could tell, Bruce hated it. All she ever did nowadays was text, call, or take selfies with someone. The person lucky enough to receive her calls and texts was usually him. Thankfully, she didn't try to take selfies with him. But back to his rant. It seemed like all he ever heard was his phone ringing or buzzing, which indicated he had a call or text. Bruce sometimes felt like beating his head against the wall and the only thing keeping him from hacking into hers to disable it was the fact that she loved it. He still loved her even if she drove him crazy and he still cared for her enough not to voice his opinions. Yet. He picked up the phone.

"Hello? Bruce?"

"Hello, Diana. This is the third time you've called me in the past fifteen minutes. You could just ask to come over and talk." He heard her laugh. Bruce always had loved her laugh. It was a beautiful, pure, musical sound that made his heart feel as if all was right in his world.

"I would love to come over but I have more experimenting to do with my phone."

"You can do it here," Bruce said quickly. Maybe if she was there with him, she wouldn't text or call him anymore. Also, although he wouldn't tell anyone, he liked having her around and if it meant that they got to do his favorite kind of communication, then he wouldn't be adverse to her presence whatsoever.

"Okay. I'll be right over. Love you! Bye."

"I love you too. Bye." Bruce rubbed his forehead. What had he gotten himself into?

Soon, he heard the elevator coming down to the Batcave and assumed that it must be her. He turned around when he caught the sound of footsteps close to his chair. He smirked and raised his eyebrow at her.

"Are you trying to sneak up on me?" She sheepishly nodded her head and blushed. He couldn't help but smile at her. She could be so cute. "Come here." She didn't have to be told twice. She came over and sat in his lap, snuggled into his chest, and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Hello, Bruce. How have you been today?"

"Fine. And you?" Bruce asked.

"Great, but I'm even better now that I'm here with you. I was hoping that you could show me some of the functions on my phone." Diana looked up at him hopefully. He really didn't want to help her with her phone but he would hate to crush her hopes. She even had her lip poked out ever so slightly.

"Okay. Get it and we'll start." He was really glad that he said yes because as soon as he did, Diana planted her lips on his in a loving kiss. Right before she pulled away, she stuck her tongue in his mouth, swiping his own. After she had finished her little tease of a kiss, she reached into her boot and pulled out her phone. "Aren't you afraid that you'll break it since it's in your boot?"

"A little, I'll admit. I really need a case." Bruce made a mental note to get her a special one. "Anyway, go ahead and start demonstrating."

"Unlock it," Bruce told her. Diana's fingertips flew across the keyboard and Bruce could've sworn that she had typed in "ilovebruce." He barely suppressed a smirk. When she turned it on, the background image behind her apps was a selfie of herself and a photograph of Bruce. He felt a guilt rise in his chest. He would have to take a selfie with her sometime soon no matter how much he didn't want to."This app here records your voice. You can also record voices anytime you have a conversation with someone on this phone." He saw her eyes light up like she had an idea. Now that worried him. "This other one takes pictures, which I'm certain you know how to do."