We're WHAT?!? (HTTYD)

Cousins

It was late evening. Hiccup and Snotlout were sitting in Hiccup's room. Hiccup was studying and Snotlout was distracting Hiccup. Toothless and Hookfang were playing outside. This had become a regular occurrence since their relationship began three months ago. They were still yet to tell anyone.

"Why are you always working?" Snotlout complained "I wanna have some fun." He was lying across the width of Hiccups bed on his back with his head hanging off one end and his legs off the other.

"I'm sorry Snotlout but this is important. I have to make a contribution to my dad's speech tomorrow and I don't want to mess it up." Hiccup explained, although he had already three times before. He was sitting at his small desk which was overflowing with books and papers that all looked like they were going to fall off.

Snotlout laughed. "You're name is literally 'Hiccup'. Something is bound to go wrong." He picked up a stray book and started flipping through it.

Hiccup sighed and turned back to his work. It wasn't long before Snotlout spoke up again.

"Hey Hiccup."

"What?" Hiccup snapped, losing his patience.

Snotlout was oblivious to his boyfriend's irritation. "Did you know I have a cousin?"

"No, I did not."

"Neither did I. But it says here in this book that I do."

"What book?" Hiccup got up and took the book from Snotlout who was holding it in the air, still on his back. Hiccup examined the book to see it was a book of family records. "Oh, this book I forgot I still has this here."

Snotlout sat up and took the book back from Hiccup. "That's weird though. It doesn't say who it is."

Hiccup peered over his shoulder. "This is dated back quite a while ago. Maybe the naming ceremony hadn't happened yet. You would've only been a toddler then."

"Maybe we should ask my dad. He'd know who it is."

"Yeah but let's do it tomorrow. I still have to finish this speech.

...

Hiccup and Snotlout were walking to the Jorgensen's house. On the way, they were speculating about who Snotlout's mysterious cousin was. All of Snotlout's suggestions were ridiculous.

When they walked in, Spitelout was polishing an axe. "Son! Hiccup!"

"Hey dad!" Snotlout waved one hand in the air with great enthusiasm.

"Hi, Mr Jorgensen." Hiccup waved less enthusiastically.

"What brings you here, Hiccup?" Spitelout asked.

Snotlout butts in, "Oh, we were hanging out and we found this really cool book that says I have a cousin and we wanted to know who it is."

Spitelout laughed. "Well that's easy! You're standing right next to him!" He pointed to Hiccup.

Hiccup and Snotlout froze. Then they stared at each other, both with the same horrified expression. Then they screamed.

"HOLY FUCK!!" Snotlout screamed rapidly brushing off his clothes in an attempt to cleanse himself.

"OH GODS WE DID SO MUCH!!" Hiccup screamed lowering himself to the floor and curling up into a ball.

Spitelout just stared at the screaming teens at a loss for words.

"WE'RE DISGUSTING!! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!!" Hiccup screamed, rocking back and forth with his knees to his chest.