Kingsman Oneshots #Wattys2017

Father Figure Harry x Cannibal Reader

Y/N POV

I made my way down another alleyway as I searched for something to eat. Yes it's not normal for someone from a rich family to hunt the streets for food, but I'm a cannibal so I need to. I saw a fancy looking middle aged man in a suit with an u breaks looking at me and my blood stained face and clothes. I paused, looking at him and not moving whilst he only smirked and raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. He looked down at my attire and brought a hand out for me to take.
"Ms Y/N L/N I believe that you have some problems you wish to hide but could be of great use to my cause." He smiled politely at me, not giving anything away in his eyes.
"What's in it for me then?" I looked at him sceptically and kept my distance whilst he continued.
"I work for a place called Kingsman--" "The tailor store?" It was rude of me but why would this guy approach me in an alley if he wanted to employ me as a tailor. "Yes but we work for a secret service that goes by the same name, we create suits for the finest gentlemen and our agents, I believe you would make a good agent with the proper trai----" I held up a bloodied hand too stop him. I smirked and shook his hand with my red one.
"I'll go, but I'm hungry"
He shook and took out a tissue to wipe his hand.
"Of course, down the next two alleyways and across to the Black Prince Pub, behind it you will find a seemingly innocent girl, but she's a thief."
I smiled.
"Even better!"

-two years later-

'Dad I'm back' I didn't say this outlook because I knew he wasn't here at the moment, so I went in the fridge and took the lid off a tub of some thigh meat. I got a fork and started picking up little cubes of it and started walking to where the candidates would be. Everyone knew that I was a cannibal and were okay with it, well somewhere still uncomfortable around me but meh I can deal with that. I was about to eat another cube when the sliding door in front of me opened up to the room the candidates where in. Also where my dad was. I smiled "hey dad" and walked in, standing next to Merlin as Harry smiled back at and gestured his candidate, Eggsy Unwin, into the group of posh people. Coming from a background of commoners, I didn't take well to the snobby looking boys at the left hand side. I put another cube in my mouth and was met with very confused glances.
I finally listened in to what Merlin had told them.
"Yes this is a body bag put your name, bloody type and next of kin on this bag. Understood? Good. Now I'll introduce you to agent Excalibur, one of our best, any questions?"  He looked over them expectantly. Waiting for someone to question my eating habits, everyone did. They all discussed something among themselves before Eggsy had enough of being excluded from the chat and raised his hand.
"Yeah I got a question for ya. What was that you were eating?" He looked suspicious because of what he thought I was eating and he probably was correct.
"Thigh meat" it was a vague answer but it did, not.
"What animal?" A young blonde asked. Ah Roxanne.
I sighed, prepared for the recoil.
"Human." I dead panned when all their faces, except Eggsy', turned to disgust. This is why I can't--wait Eggsy is smiling. I cast a confused look his way. "What you smilin' at?" I accidentally let my normal accent show. I sheepishly smiled at Harry when I see him cast me an amused look. At this Eggsy' smile brightened.
" You're a commoner like me, see I ain't got nothing to fear then, cause if you made it sure I can right?" I smiled and nodded. He is too adorable for a 19 year old ten aged with sharp jawline, bright eyes, dazzling smile, great personality... Dad seemed to realise what I was doing as my eyes glazed over so he walked over to me and slapped me. A round of gasps escaped the candidates. I stood straight up and shook my head smiling again at Harry.
"I did it again?" Sheepishly I smiled back at him once he gave me one. I hugged him and he hugged me back. I then walked out the room and went to Merlins office. When I got there I sat down and waited for dad. He walked in with Merlin a couple minutes later. I got up and hugged Harry, My dad, Real or not he will be he greatest father I could ever have gotten.
"I love you dad, so much, thank you for everything."
I couldn't see it but he had a single tear build up in his eye.
"There is nothing to live for if you aren't around here, it's to quiet and I'm so glad you are my daughter, real or not, I will love you till the end of time" He kissed my head and smiled at me.

"Happy Father's Day Dad."