Firkle

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He's a fucking weirdo.

He connects more with animals than people, loving that he can talk to them and they won't talk back.

He wears foundation to stop himself from picking at his acne.

His favoured shade of lipstick is purple.

He has dubbed Cthulhu his one and only God.

He doesn't give himself a label when sexuality is concerned, because that's conformist.

Is held back a grade.

Has a tendency to stalk people he cares about.

He hates going to the hairdressers, so he cuts his hair himself and is surprisingly good at it.

Applies the most eyeliner out of the goths.

Tells people who ask that his parents are cruel and neglectful. He claims they lock him in the basement every night.

In reality his parents are the opposite; they're sweet and caring, always putting their children first.

Doesn't tell anyone his last name.

Firkle is not his birth name, he changed it from Georgie because he despises it.

Firkle's guilty pleasure is 'emo' music, like Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 06, 2017 ⏰

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