How Deep Is Your Love -Shourtney Fanfiction [UNDER MAJOR EDITING]

28-Smosh Summer Games and Fans

Shayne p.o.v

"We're home!" I yell knowing Dylan and Skylar would be up at this time.

"Daddy!" Skylar and Dylan yell runnin towards me.

I knee down to their level and catch them.

"Hey princess and my little blonde!" I gret and kiss them both.

"No greeting for mommy?" Courtney ask faking to be sad.

"Mommy!" Dylan and Skylar shout as Courtney takes them both and kisses them.

"To my surprise they woke up early." Kari smirks walking out the kitchen.

"They always do." I laugh. "That's why,my kids are bada**!" I smirk knowing Courtney doesn't like me cussing in front of the kids.

"Shayne!" Courtney warns.

I laugh.

"So,how was birth?" Kari ask as we all sit in the living room watching Skylar amd Dylan okay their toys.

"It was great,since we brought the baby to the world." Courtney brags.

"What!" Kari shouts.

"What?" Dylan repeats.

We all laugh at Dylan. He picks up words really fast.

"The doctors were straight up mother fu*kers." I tell Kari. "He was like,'you only eight meters dilated.' Next thing you know I check under Pamela hospital dress and there's a head coming out!" I shout.

"Yeah,and good thing Olivia,Noah,and Keith were there! 'Cause without them we couldn't have brought Ian amd Pamela son to the world." Courtney finshes.

"So,the doctors were straight up hoes and gave double f*cks to what was happening to Pamela! Bullsh*t!" Kari says pissed.

"Bullsh*t!" Skylar repeats laughing.

Courtney gives Kari and I glares.

"Now so see why there is no cussing in this house!" Courtney reasons pissed.

Kari and I nod our heads.

Courtney quickly walks over to Skylar and tells her that the word bs shouldn't be said.

"You should've report that to a police." Kari tells me.

"We did. He got fired and his career taken away." I tell Kari.

I get a text form Ian.

Ian: Be in the studio in 30 minutes,the trailer for Smosh Summer Games needs to be shot and up today.

"Courtney! Ian needs at in 30 minutes to shot Ssg trailer. Needs to be up today!" I shout.

"Shayne,honey,no need to be shouting,I'm right behind you." Courtney tell me.

I turn around.

"Oh yeah. Sorry baby. But get Dylan and Skylar ready we have to be there in 30." I say getting up.

"Do you need me to watch them again?" Kari ask.

"It's fine sis,we take them to work." Courtney tells Kari.

"Well,bye guy's. See ya again whenever y'all ain't busy." Kari shouts from the front door.

"Bye Kari!" Courtney and I shout.

In the Smosh Office.

"Okay,so is everyone here?" Ian ask looking around. "Okay,everyone is here." Ian whispers to himself.