Wanted ( A Shoey Fanfic )

Chapter 35 - Marry, Fuck, Kill

Chapter 35

*Shane's POV*

I told my mom everything I wanted to share with her. But I didn't tell her about Lisa. She wants me back.

Anyways, I sat on the couch with my mom and thought it'd be fun to shoot a video with her. Her reaction was positive, so I got my extra camera from the small office in my mom's house and got her laptop. It was hers, but I'm pretty sure she bought it for all the times I would come over. She's such a lovely person.

We shot a challenge kind of video. Actually it was a 'fuck, marry, kill' video, what means you have a jar filled with names of celebrities and you take 3, you have to choose who you would fuck, who you would marry and who you would kill.

It was my third turn, and I had just grabbed 3 names. Tyler Oakley, The Jonas brothers and...

Joey Graceffa.

"I would kill the Jonas brothers - I am sorry but.. Yeah-."

Fuck Joey or marry Joey? Both please.

"I would fuck Tyler and marry Joey. How unexpected that may be. But if I marry him I can fuck him any day."

My mom would kill the Jonas brothers, marry Tyler and fuck Joey.

We have the same taste. Oh mom..

We had dinner and I edited and uploaded the Marry, fuck, kill video. Around 2 AM I decided to call Joey. My mom went to bed at 10 last night so I would be alone. All I did was hope that Joey's parents would also already be sleeping.

I clicked 'call' and held the phone against my ear.

Ten seconds had past when: "Joey here."

I smiled when I heard his voice.

"We need to talk about.. Your parents and me." I started out.

"Oh yea.. Your new best friends.. Shane, where are you now?"

"I'm at my mom's. I'm fine. Are your parents sleeping?"

"I don't know, they sleep in my room and I'm with Sawyer in his room. They could be listening but I don't think so. My mom is on your side, so she will try to help us."

"That's great! So we only need your dad to like me now."

"Yes. And I want you to be here when my parents wake up. Dad will only be here for only one more day and I can't win this on my own, so can't you. We'll have to do this together." Joey lisped on the phone.

"Sawyer told me he wants to sleep on the couch so we can sleep in his room together." He added.

"Great! I'm on my way. I'll inform my mom first. Look out for me!"

"Sure!"

"Oh and Joey?" I said getting up from my bed.

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

"I love you too." He lisped. Then he hung up on me.

Quietly I opened the door of my mom's bedroom and sat next to her on my knees.

"Mom?"

I put my hand on her face. Her eyes opened.

"Mom? I'm going to Joey. I'll see you later. Love ya." I kissed her cheek and walked out. After saying Corny goodbye I closed the door behind me and crossed the street to get to my car. When I came across Nate Clark's house I gargled and spit on his driveway.

Satisfied I drove off to Joey's and Sawyer's house and tried to get to the door quietly.

Before I got there Joey opened it and smiled at me. That's my boy. Smiling like always.

He closed the door behind me.

Then he embraced me. "I'm so glad you're back."

"Same with me. But I'm tired. Let's go sleep." I smiled.

We went upstairs and entered Sawyer's room. Joey got on the bed and threw the blanket all over his body. He was only wearing sweatpants, I had already changed into pajamas at my mom's, so I also got on the bed and lay next to Joey. I was closest to the door now, so I climbed over him and let myself fall half on top of him. I turned on my side, facing Joey who smiled at the air like it was a green smoothie.

Joey moved down so his head lay on level of my chest and wrapped his arms around my chest. It felt warm, we were together. Joey's parents would wake up in the morning to find their son sleeping with me, 'this weak piece of shit'.

With that thought I fell asleep, with Joey clamped against my chest.

*Author's POV*

Joey and Shane slept together and around 9 in the morning Joey's parents woke up. His mom read a book and his dad had grabbed Joey's laptop from his nightstand and turned it on.

"What's his name again?" He asked his ex-wife.

"Shane?" She answered, turning a page in her book.

"Shane.. Yaw. That was it." He said.

Joey's mom remembered her promise to help Joey and Shane and replied: "Why do you need to know? You're not gonna do anything with the police again, are you?"

"No. I think he is also a YouTube partner and I want to see what kind of videos he makes."

He typed in 'Shane Yaw.'

No results.

He removed 'Yaw' and 'Shane Dawson' popped up. He clicked it and smiled.

"Found him. Shane Dawson. So he also lied to the police about his name!"

He watched some videos and came to the conclusion that Shane was a nasty, cross dressing, abusive, weak piece of shit.

Then he came across a video by a user called 'lisbug'.

The girl in the video said Shane cheated on her and that he was an asshole.

Nasty, cross dressing, abusive, weak, cheating asshole.

"I have to talk to Joey about that." He said angrily while he got up from the bed.

He put on a sweater and left the room. He crossed the small hallway and walked into Sawyer's room without knocking. What he saw was shocking to him.

His son lay next to Shane Dawson, with his arms around him. They both slept. They both smiled in their sleep.

"Joseph Graceffa!" He shouted, his voice filled with anger.

Joey's eyes opened.