Once apon a time der was a gurl named Nea. Nea was at da beach gettin' a tan.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Then the lifeguard yelled "E'RY BOOTY OUT DA OCEANNN!!" and everyone got out of the ocean becuz der was a fabulous shark named Shaun who was hungry.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Nea yelled at the lifeguard "FUCK CHUUUU!" and she stayed near the ocean. Den Shaun da fabulous shark leaped out of da ocean with gracefulness and attacked Nea. Shaun da fabulous shark ate Neas clothes and den ate all of her intestines and den he walked away on his fabulous shark legs and then did a hair flip.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Shaun da fabulous shark den attacked Nea's best friend Mel was walking on le beach and den he attacked her. Nea was left der dead.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Find out what happens next in book 2 "Beach Day: Hot Guys"!
