isa loves more because shes the queen b(itch)

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ma: it's not that i dont read people's texts to me
ma: i just forget to respond
ma: or i dont want to respond
ma: let me live


[May 10th, 2015]
isa: ma, i have something to tell you
[May 10th, 2016]
ma: what's up?
isa: I SENT THAT A YEAR AGO BITCH WTF


ma: if i were a millionaire I'd buy millions of melons so I'd become a melonaire
maxime: how do you have friends
isa: THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHSAHSAH


ma: you need a hobby
isa: i have a hobby
ma: isa, being sad isn't a hobby

ma: i don't have a heart, I only have a fist-sized space in my chest for jennie

ma :once sana cried bc she didnt get to wear her rainboots so i turned on the shower and let her jump in it
isa: youre the best friend ever


isa: i guess i'm just too tough to cry
ma: just today you were crying over snakes
isa: tHEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS :'(


isa: ma why is everything on the floor?
ma: it's called gravity isabella


ma: YUGYEOM
isa: yugyeom?? what about yugyeom? what did he do?
ma : nothing i just wanted to get your attention for a second


isa: my talents are looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver


ma: i'm actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right


isa: i tHiNKKK I LOST MY SOCKS
ma: did u check your feet?
isa: nvm


ma: if u wont help me wash squirrels i will have to do it by myself
isa: why are you going to wash squirrels
ma: someone has to


isa: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
isa: it becomes daytrogen
ma: ...im going to bed
isa: good nitrogen
isa: sleep tightrogen


ma: SONNNNN
isa: daddy
ma: what the fuck
isa: YOU SAID SON AND I PANICKED

ma: how do you want your coffee?
isa: i like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
isa: ok so white chocolate mocha

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