CG: HEY
EB: hi karkat!
CG: UM
CG: WHY ARE YOU A PAWBEAST
EB: hm?
CG: KIND OF
EB: oh that!
EB: um... i dont know actually.
CG: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW
EB: *perks my ears up happily* hey! u didnt say fuck! wow!
EB: i woke up like this, karkat. how am i supposed to know what happened?
CG: *PETS HIS HEAD* I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
EB: *starts to purr quietly*
EB: *clings to u* so karkat, whats up?
CG: *STARES AT HIM* JOHN THIS IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD
EB: ...
CG: *WATCHES HIM* WHAT
EB: *brushes ur cheek lightly with my long fluffy tail*
EB: *lays my ears back in a relaxed way*
CG: *SHIVERS* OH MY GOD
EB: whats wrong, kittycrab? *giggles slightly*
CG: JOHN *BLUSHES* I CANT
CG: YOUR FUCKING ADORABLE
CG: IT'S CREEPY
EB: *my pupils grow big* u think im adorable?
EB: *starts purring louder*
EB: i think ur adorable too kittycrab!
CG: OH?..*BLUSHES LIGHTLY*
EB: *kisses ur cheek* no homo.
CG: *BLUSHES DARK* I'M SURE YOU AREN'T JOHN
