Call me, KONTRABIDA! (HGC 2)

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In just a flash..

"Lights!" another boring life,

"Camera!" and skanky face,

"Action!" will be ruined.. damn hard! why?

because, I can and I will.

"I'm gonna stand right here and it'll be over my dead body so, GET OUT while you can.." Then I finally faced her. Bigla akong nandiri, "cause you ain't a woman enough to take my man." I smirked.

*SLAP!

"Cut!" He said grinning widely while clapping at the same time exchanging looks and nods with his staffs and crew..

"PERFECT!" as if bragging to them, about how awesome he is because of what I did. Kala naman, kinagwapo niya! Letcheng direktor. Mapagmagaling!

Then he gave me a thumbs-up, "keun Fera!" (great Fera!)

Apparently, he became awesome because of ME. Well, of course. MAGANDA AKO at siya? Gandang-ganda lang sa'kin. Tas nagmamagaling pa! Letche.

Napatingin ako sa kamay ko. It looked swollen. Kaya nataranta sila, at di magkandauga-gang hinatdan ako ng medkit samantalang ang gaga, naitsapwera sa tabi. Pero ayokong guminhawa ang loob nila e, so di ko sila pinansin.

"But I want to change the scene." I said confidently. Napaurong silang lahat sa ginagawa nila at napatingin sakin. "The lines, actually. I want to make it — 'ain't human enough' instead of saying 'aint a woman enough—"

"YAH! Why did you slap me huh? It wasn't even part of the script! Wae??" sabat nitong babaeng kakasapak ko lang na may mukhang tulad ng attitude niya.. magaspang. "And why would you want to say that? am I not a human to you— Aaaaaaaah!" napatigil siya sa litanya niya at napahiyaw ng pinaharap ko siya sa salamin.

"Mygod, I'm so scared." takot niyang sabi habang kaharap sa salamin.

"You should. Does she even looks like a human to you?"

"No." umiling siya, "Not at all! She looked hideous, I could almost vomit. I've never seen such an ugly face my entire life!"

"oh, basag lahat ng salamin mo sa bahay?"

nagpatuloy lang sa pag-emote ang gaga, mukhang takot na takot talaga siya sa sarili niya "She's a living proof of what you call that in Filipino? that scary creature—" di ko siya pinatapos kasi snob ako.

"tiktik. May Tikbalang rin. Bakekang. Bruha. Buruka. Pooh. Chocolate. Bebegandanghari. Pokwang. Boobsie. Bobay. Rosalka. Burakdat." lahat ng sinasabi ko, ginaya niya. At dahil ayokong sumaya siya kaya tumigil ako, "oops, tama na. Masyado ka ng FC, nagfe-feeling tao ka na naman."

"I know right?" proud niyang sabi. As if, naiintindihan ang sinasabi ko, estsusera.

"Told you! You're not human. You are tiktik. Tikbalang. Bakekang. Bruha. Buruka. Pooh. Chocolate. Bebegandanghari and wtvr. You know right?"

biglang nawalan ng emosyon ang confident niyang mukhang paa. "HOW DARE YOU?!" tsaka siya ngumisi, "I like that, daring!" and she laughed her assface out. Ayaw na ayaw ko pa namang makakita ng masasayang feeling tao, bwesit. Ang sarap niyang tadyakan sa ngalangala ng magtigil! BOBA.

Masampolan nga, "cause bitch, you ain't human enough! to talk back to me." and just like that, binigyan ko siya ng mag-asawang sampal. Tsaka ako napatingin sa feeling henyo na direktor.

"Nakanganga kayo? Gusto niyo makasalat?"

Umiling siya, sabay pahid ng laway, eww "Omo! Kabog dizz ka talaga, Fera!"