/ Starting off with some Dres x Tommy. Things get a little heated but it's nothing too PG-13.
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"Well, well, well, look who we have here." Dres chuckled as he looked into a jail cell to see Tommy, a yellow man who was known for being friends with Uni.
"Let me out!" Tommy gripped the bars and pressed his face against them. "I don't want to be in here, I'll stay put anywhere else!"
"Sorry, Thomas, I'm not going to let you go." Dres laughed as Tommy's face showed no expression, and stopped when Tommy broke the bars.
"Don't. Call. Me. Thomas." Tommy said in a low tone, and he grabbed Dres' neck. Dres eventually managed to break away from Tommy's grasp, and gasped for breath.
"Okay, I won't call you that again. Calm down." Dres looked at Tommy, who seemed rather pleased with a dumb yet oddly cute smile on his face.
"What's your name again? Richard, was it?" Tommy asked, and Dres sighed.
"Yes, but I prefer Dres since that stupid Dashlie calls me 'Dick' since my name is Richard." Dres told him, and Tommy smirked.
"Hey, how do you get Dick from Richard?"
"Well-"
"You ask him nicely."
Dres hated it when Dashlie told that joke, which was basically everyday, but hearing it from Tommy made him laugh loudly. Tommy laughed as well, and decided to tell more dumb jokes that kept making Dres laugh.
"S-Stop making jokes! They're so bad!" Dres yelled, and Tommy chuckled.
"If they're bad, why do you keep laughing?" Tommy replied with a smug look, and Dres groaned.
"Why did they stick me with guarding you..." Dres rubbed his temples, and Tommy shrugged.
"Maybe because they know you're the only one who can stay sane around me, because they know..." Tommy wiggled his eyebrows, and Dres blushed madly.
"I-I-If you're trying to suggest that I have a crush on you, y-you're wrong!" Dres stuttered, and Tommy laughed.
"If a man stutters that much, he's bound to be lying. Come in here." Tommy went over to his bed in the cell and sat on it, then pat his lap.
Dres unlocked the cell door and closed it slowly behind him, then went over to Tommy, who patted his lap once more.
"I'm not going to sit on your-" Before he could finish his sentence, Tommy pulled him down into his lap, and Dres sighed. He was extremely close to Tommy's face, and he could feel himself heating up from the fact that his guy was hot!
"You should wear shorts." Tommy suggested, and Dres raised an eyebrow.
"Why?"
"I just think you'd look good in shorts, and if you unbuttoned your shirt just one button, and roll up your sleeves..." Tommy kissed Dres' jawline, and then his neck. Dres shuddered as he felt Tommy's hands slide up his shirt, then moaned as he sucked on his neck.
"T-Tommy...~" Dres moaned quietly, and Tommy looked at him. "...I'll go get into shorts, s-s-stay here." With that, Dres left, and Tommy smirked. Getting out would be so easy.
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Dres came back to the cell to see Tommy sitting in the same spot he was in before, and bit his lip as he walked towards the other.
"Wow. Absolutely marvelous." Tommy pulled Dres back into his lap and kissed his jawline, then rubbed Dres' thigh.
"Do you actually like it? Or are you just saying that so you can try to get me to lower my guard and allow you to escape?" Dres was holding Tommy's hand tightly, and Tommy winced in pain.
"I-I actually really like it! I mean, at first I wanted to escape but now I don't want to leave this spot ever again." Tommy kissed Dres' neck, causing the other man to giggle.
Dres kissed Tommy softly, and by the way Tommy kissed back, Dres knew Tommy was trying to lower his guard. Why did he like Tommy so much? Why did he even agree to dress like this for him?
Tommy deepened the kiss, and made Dres fall onto his back, still on the bed. Maybe Tommy was trying to lower his guard for another reason? No, that would be-
Dres felt Tommy's hand rub his inner thigh, and watched as Tommy soon slipped off his jacket and leather fingerless gloves. Tommy unbuttoned his shirt slowly, and Dres was in awe as he saw the man reveal battle scars. Dres ran his fingers over a few, causing Tommy to shiver.
"If you want, I can tell you about some of the battles later..." Tommy said, and Dres nodded.
"F-For now, just keep going with this..." Dres whispered, and Tommy nodded. Tommy unbuttoned Dres' shirt and kissed down his torso and left marks in various spots.
Tommy removed his belt and wrapped Dres' legs around his waist, then leaned down to kiss him once more.
During their little session, Uni and the rest of the gang - Ashlie, Nick, and Dawn - were trying to find the cell Tommy was being held in.
"Hey, I think I heard Tommy!" Ashlie pointed in a direction, and they all ran toward the jail cell to find...
...Tommy and Dres practically naked. Tommy was wearing only his boxers, and Dres was wearing his shorts.
"Oh, hey guys!" Tommy smiled at his friends. "Did you come to break me out? Sweet!" Dres whined underneath Tommy, and Tommy chuckled. "Aww, I can't leave my little sugar here being all sweet..."
"Tommy. Get dressed." Nick demanded, and Tommy shook his head.
"Why? I never get to have any fun, and his face is just so darn cute!" Tommy said and kissed Dres' cheek.
"Tommy, it's...it's fine if you want to go. I mean, there's no point in continuing this, right? This was all just to escape?" Dres sighed and slipped out from underneath Tommy.
"At first, yes. T-Though Dres, I did want to stay, and I-I want to continue this, but maybe we could have a little relationship first?"
"H-Huh?"
"You and me. Dinner. There's a nearby village that has a great restaurant." Tommy smiled and took Dres' hands, then kissed them.
Dres hugged Tommy tightly, and kissed his cheek. "Come back later, around sunset. I'll be standing outside the door for you."
"It's a date, sweetheart." Tommy pecked Dres on the lips and got dressed, then waved to Dres as he left with Uni and the gang.
"Tommy, are you actually going to go on a date with him?" Nick asked, and Tommy nodded.
"Of course, he's cute and his voice is this type of voice I can listen to for hours. Plus, he likes the color red, and I like it too." Tommy told him, and Nick rolled his eyes.
Tommy watched as Nick walked ahead to talk to Ashlie and sighed.
Both Nick and Dres had great butts.
