Heheh clickbait, ain't it great. But it is half true. Here is why...
True story today I was with my family at a waterpark and we had just set up our things (chairs, a big blanket, etc.) And we wanted to go on a waterslide. There are two recently fixed waterslides at this particular place so we wanted to go on one all together. My brother, my dad, and I got a triple tube and we went up. At the top we sat down the way the safety guidelines on the sign said too "Heaviest on the back" but the lifegaurd said to go heaviest on the front. I HATE YOU LIFEGAURD!!!! We did as he said and me and my brother sat in the back so the order was me, brother, dad. Now quick note: My dad weighs more than me and my brother combined (he isn't that big he is just tall and plus me and my brother are super small humans). We went down, now this slide has NO big drops but if three people go on it, it is much faster. So after the first "drop" me and my brother both felt unsafe because it felt like we would flip. We started getting faster and faster and then we got to the last four drops. The last four drops look like this:
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Okay yes I know it is a crappy drawing. Sorry. Anyways we started gettin super fast and at the second drop me and my brother kinda went airborne for a secon but we landed safely back in the tube. At the last drop it was a whole other story. We had been getting faster and faster until the last drop wher you slow down because of the water at the bottom, sounds safe right? Wrong. We (me and my brother) went up in the air again and while in the air I hit my jaw hard on his head and again hit my lip on his head, he had been hit in the head twice and then the water slowed us down significantly. He had a nosebleed and my lip was swelling up. My dad yelled at the lifegaurd and then took us the the little First Aid station at the waterpark. We were fine but we were both in a lot of pain and kinda traumatized from being thrown aroud by a waterslide. But it was scary so I didn't go on anymore slides. My brother went on one but it was a little one (like six feet long little) that went into a pool. I did end up sitting in a tube in a pool for a little but not very long.
