“Um…the fuck is this?” You said to no one in particular, looking at the strange, and frankly obvious computer virus waiting to happen, pop up add. Now, the reason you were so confused was because of the fact that you set up this computer yourself. Your virus protection program was the stuff that people dreamed of affording and others dreamed of selling for a higher profit than the shitty ones. So how the fuck did this…strange shit come at you. For one, it was so blatantly telling you, ‘look at me, I’m gonna give you some serious Trojans come opening this up!’ from its hideous flashing, its use of many exclamations points, some being ones, and the pop up just saying, with big bubble letters;
‘CONGRATULATIONS!!! U r da 10000 winner of our site!1!!1! TAKE THIS TEST AND WIN A FREE PHONE’
Staring at it, you sighed, then gave a bit of a laugh. In the corner, you saw a small notification from one of your friends. You smiled, then looked at the pop up, slightly laughing. After all, if you were gonna get some Trojans, your favorite nerd from across the country should, too. You click on the conversation, making sure you copy the link for the weird pop up, and type.
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘Hey, how’s my favorite son doing?’
Sorata: ‘dying.’
Sorata: ‘where’s my ticket to being in a jrpg’
Sorata: ‘they don’t have real world problems and I’m too charming for things like ‘homework’ and ‘getting a job’.’
You laughed out loud at that.
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘Plus, killer outfits!’
Sorata: ‘…Okay, I see yoyr point.’
Sorata: ‘*your’
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘Hahaha. But seriously, how are you?’
Sorata: ‘oh, you know, I have homework and have to do it.’
Sorata: ‘the usual hell™.’
Sorata: ‘you?’
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘’Bout to take a personality test. Yo, take it with me! Here.’
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘《Click it my guy. Do it.》’
Sorata: ‘THIS IS ANOTHER TROJAN’
Sorata: ‘WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FAVORITE SON LIKE THIS.’
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘HAHAHA! No, but seriously, this is nothing compared to those sites you go to to ‘legally download’ children shows, haha.’
Sorata: ‘I’M AN ANIMATION MAJOR, IT’S FOR RESEARCH, ST O P-!’
Sorata: ‘but, you’re seriously thinking of doing this?’
Anyway Here’s {Name}: ‘Hell yeah. It’s so tacky and dumb looking, I just gotta. Plus, free phone. Who can pass that up?’
Sorata: ‘haha, have to go for the free phone!’
Sorata: ‘ok, ok, you broke me’
Sorata: ‘but if I end u0 with a nasty virus, I’m emancipating’
Sorata: ‘*up’
You chuckled at your friend and looked at the so called ‘personality quiz’. You gave a small bark of laughter and pretended to crack your knuckles.
“Okay, let’s do this.” You clicked the thing and saw it switch to some questions. You laughed, wanting to make this as much of a joke as possible.
Name: Ebony Darkness Dem’ntia Raven Way
D.O.B: 12/10 Gender: M• F○ Other○
Favorite Color: RED LIKE BLOOD Favorite Food: {Favorite Food} YOOOO!!!
A Recent Prized Possession: This sweet ass katana I picked up online
Favorite Song: Centuries by Fall Out Boy
Your Desired Height: 6’2 Your Actual Height: {Actual Height}
Are You Happy?: Y○ N●
You gave a small laugh at your dumb handiwork. Yeah, at the beginning it was a kind of a joke, but then you gave some thought into the prized possession question and favorite song. …Then you just had to joke with the height. You clicked the ‘OK’ button, expecting more, but then saw another dumb pop up. Apparently, you were done. I mean, if the dumb clip art of chocobos and fireworks with the bubble letter words reading ‘UR DA WINNER, WOOOOOO!!1!!’ were any indication. You saw Sora chatting with you again and opened up the chat.
YOU ARE READING
Olympus Overdrive 《KH/FF》
Random{Name} {Last Name} is a computer expert trying to earn her cash through the annoying job of tech support. One day, a pop up ad that manages to get through her impenetrable defenses catches her eye, claiming to be a personality test. Deciding to take...
