The Bitchy Quotey

BITCH 1

"Move from the sunlight
I hate the smell of burning plastic "

"Bitches bow when they see me"

"One good girl is worth a thousand bitches"

"Bitch needs a shower, her attitude stinks"

"Behind every fake smile is a backstabbing bitch"

"Fuck YOLO. I'm a cat, 9 lifes bitch"

"Bitches run their mouth while I'm stuntin on their ass"

“Look its very simple: You're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I've got good reflex. Can go to bad bitch mode in no time.”

“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.”

“Robot. Is. Sad. Because silly bitch. Will. Not. Dance.”

“Anyhow, she didn't care, that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.”

“Whenever anyone has called me a bitch, I have taken it as a compliment. To me, a bitch is assertive, unapologetic, demanding, intimidating, intelligent, fiercely protective, in control — all very positive attributes. But it’s not supposed to be a compliment, because there’s that stupid double standard: When men are aggressive and dominant, they are admired, but when a woman possesses those same qualities, she is dismissed and called a bitch.

These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don’t appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and open legs.”

“You act like a bitch, I’ll call you a bitch and you’re actin’ like a fuckin’ bitch”

“One thing I’d learned in life was that women could bitch about their men until they were blue in the face and you could listen and nod and offer support. But you never as in never said something bad about a woman’s man no matter how much she bitched or how much he may deserve it. It always came back to haunt you.”

“You'll continue to be a bitch no matter what, but I'm glad you aren't a callous, self-absorbed one.”

 "Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe"


"You can pay for school but you can't buy class"